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Navigating life over 40 with a short fuse and too much cake. This is where I store all the thoughts I should probably keep to myself. Aussieđź“Ť
03/06/2026
Send chocolate…
02/06/2026
Jumpy things win every.time.
03/05/2026
Mine is “Irritated Kingstons”
If you’re a Gen X woman who still remembers every lyric but just forgot why she walked into the kitchen, you’re in the right place
28/04/2026
Sums up my month 🤦‍♀️
26/04/2026
…and that’s a rare moment of domestic alignment right there!
Tag a friend who’s also in the thick of hormonal chaos
16/04/2026
Brain buffering.
Tag the friend whose thoughts expire instantly.
13/04/2026
All at the same time, obviously 🤦‍♀️
Tag a friend who’s 3 for 3
11/04/2026
I’m just done.
This one’s for women over 40 dealing with hormonal nonsense.
10/04/2026
I can switch between each in minutes.
This one’s for women over 40 who’ve given up pretending.
09/04/2026
That stuff takes commitment.
Tag another midlife women who gets it.
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