BAOB.ca

Just because you face:

MORE competitors
MORE skepticism
MORE distractions

Doesn't mean you need:

MORE content
MORE ad spend
MORE funnels

When you don't have:

The RIGHT position
The RIGHT message
The RIGHT systems

Your ROI will always be:

NOTHING
NADDA
NIL

P.S.

Akko 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁

(But if you ever wanna, call me: 1-855-ROI-SITE 😉🤙)

Instead, I'm simply expressing my love for the best keyboard which allows me to deliver Websites Built Right© for my clients.

lol

P.P.S.

The AI-generated image used below was inspired by P&G's / Herbal Essences' hilarious advertisements from the 90s.

I'm secretly a car loving guy.

As a teen, I almost bought a Volkswagen Corrado but instead, came to my senses, got a used Ford Es**rt and used the remaining money to pay for a semester of university.

In contrast, my older brother was gifted my Opa's Plymouth Acclaim.

Was I jealous? Yes.

Because after he pimped it out, he'd stay out until 3 am then come home and brag about all the b****** he b***** in the back seat.

(𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘰-𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴.)

Anyway...

I used Banana Nano to create the image you see below.

𝗬𝗲𝘀, that's me and I'm holding a set of keys to what looks to be a yellow Lamborghini on the screen.

𝗡𝗼, I'm not a car dealer nor am I selling an online course to flex some 7-figure BS program.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱, I build websites for hardworking, good people at B2B companies or a local service.

𝗔𝗻𝗱, my web design process is a lot like handing over the keys to a slick new vehicle that looks better, drives better, and performs better than the embarrassing sh*tbox they had before.

𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱... 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗵*𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘅?

That's a good question, my friend.

You might think my my Opa's Plymouth Acclaim was a sh*tbox but you'd be wrong.

My Opa's Acclaim drove from point A to point B reliably for over a decade.

Then, when my brother got it, he added spinning hubcaps, neon red lights, and a sub woofer set that vibrated so hard it made the girls go... uhh...

I can't say more than that because, again, I'll end up violating the ToCs of social media and this put will get no reach.

𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸, the point I'm making today is that I build the "online vehicle" of your business' dream.

It's not some ugly thing that sits in the garage collecting dust because the engine's dead.

That's a bad analogy for a crappy website that doesn't get found on Google's search engine but, I think you know what I'm trying to say.

Seriously, you're obviously smart.

You just took a minute or two out of your day to give this a read.

For that, thank you.

𝗛𝗲𝘆, while you're here, could you please drop a reaction or a comment?

It helps me manipulate the algorithm in my favor.

Alternatively, if you need a nice new "car" for your business—send me a DM.

I can build you a slick Lamborghini-like website or a reliable Ford Es**rt-ish lead machine.

Plus, I've got a smart 7-day web design offer for just $999.

Maybe you'd like to give it a test drive?

😉

𝗣.𝗦.
The reason why my brother got my Opa's car was because:

1. First born children are loved more than any other child in the pecking order. Parents will deny it, but it is 100% true.

And:

2. My Opa's driving was getting bad, like "was that a speed bump or a pedestrian?" bad.

𝗣.𝗣.𝗦.
Opa is Dutch for grandpa.