Sloth Machine

Tonight we met an Uber driver who will put up with an awful lot for 5 stars

Come see us performing with at this Thursday night!

Anna Bucks "Gossipa Maxima" can be identified by her noisy call (for reference see: monkey being strangled) and inappropriate jokes. Her natural habitat is the mean streets of South London, where she can often be found hiding behind a camera. Her diet consists of Yorkshire tea, brewed for at least four minutes with milk and no sugar thank you very much. She catches her prey by correcting their grammar and then eating them alive for breakfast.