EPL Top Six Rivals

When pep guardiola was busy teaching his students how to win trophy, arteta was busy watching power rangers on Netflix.

Amos 🩵

After looking at arsenal remaining fixture, it's clear that they would bottle The league this season, arteta should just forget about winning the premier league.

The only thing arsenal would be Celebrating at the end of the season is their UC 0.......

I just found out the meaning of Arteta: continue trusting the process but you would never get there.

Amos 🩵

So Arsenal fans are busy saying:
"We won the league when Manchester City couldn’t overtake us while we were 2 points ahead."

But now the same people are shaking when they’re 4 points ahead? 😂

Let me remind you something, my friends… when the season reaches the business end, Arsenal don’t sprint — they panic. Every single time it starts getting serious, they turn into charity FC and start donating points left, right and center.

Pressure comes? Bottling factory opens immediately. 🏭🍾

So forgive me if I’m not scared to say it early — just hand the trophy to Manchester City already. We’ve seen this movie before. Same script. Different season. Same heartbreak.

When it’s crunch time, Arsenal don’t hold the title… the title holds them hostage 😭🤣

🦋 Random Guy 👟

Palmer creates a WhatsApp group:
📛 “EPL Hattrick Legends”

He adds Haaland.
Haaland adds Foden.
Foden adds Salah.
Salah adds Son.
Son adds Eze.
Eze innocently adds… Saka 😭

🗣️ Palmer opens the discussion:
“Gentlemen, the main reason we are here today is simple.
Let everyone tell us when they last scored a Premier League hat-trick.”

😌 Palmer:
“I’ll start. I scored on the weekend against Wolves.”

🤖 Haaland:
“No stress. I scored against West Ham in 2024.”

🎩 Foden:
“Light work. Aston Villa, 2024.”

👑 Salah:
“Manchester United, 2021. Historic moment.”

⚡ Son:
“Burnley, 2023. Easy.”

🎯 Eze:
“Tottenham Hotspur. Calm and composed.”

Group goes quiet…
👀👀👀

⏰ 2 minutes later…
🚪 Saka has left the group

😠 Eze adds him back

🚪 Saka leaves again

😂 Palmer adds Saka back and makes him admin
Immediate power trip 💀

💥 Saka removes everyone
💣 Deletes the group

📱 Haaland creates a new group
Adds everyone… including Saka again 😭

🚨 Saka reports the group
🚪 Leaves
📵 Deletes WhatsApp
🌊 Throws the phone into the ocean

Next day at training…

😏 Eze:
“Bro, why did you leave the group?”

😡 Saka:
“Why are you asking me stupid questions? Respect yourself!”

🥊 Argument starts

🦋 Random Guy 👟

EPL Big Six – Hattrick Watch 👀

Palmer — Hattrick ⚽⚽⚽
Eze — Hattrick ⚽⚽⚽
Haaland — Hattrick 🤖⚽⚽⚽
Foden — Hattrick 🎩⚽⚽⚽
Salah — Hattrick 👑⚽⚽⚽

Then we check North London…

Saka — St. Patrick ☘️🍀

While everyone else is busy scoring hat-tricks,
Saka is busy preparing for St. Patrick’s Day
Green vibes ✔️
Celebration ready ✔️
Goals loading… ❌😂

Some players chase records.
Others chase holidays 😭

Football is cruel:
Hattricks for some,
Lucky charms for others ☘️🤣

Same league, different priorities.

🦋 Random Guy 👟

Photos of your team lifting a European trophy or European trophy cabinet 🗄️ only

mine at the comment section

🦋 Random Guy 👟

Halland removed his shirt because of ordinary penalty
If it was Palmer the Internet wouldn't contain us 😂

Arsenal fans love complaining about Cole Palmer scoring penalties. Meanwhile, Bukayo Saka falls short when the pressure is highest:

❌ Missed the penalty in the EURO final
❌ Missed the penalty during the title run-in
❌ Missed the penalty in the Champions League quarter-final

Big moments expose levels. If penalties were really that easy, Saka would have delivered something tangible for England and/or Arsenal by now.

Arteta and his boys if football doesn't favor them 😭😭.

what really fit arteta and his boys is bottling cup every season 🥹😭🤣.

If arsenal want to win the premier league 6 years to come they better bottle arteta out.👻

Amos 🩵

I believe in him, is definitely going to score an own goal today.😏

Amos 🩵

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Manchester united 1:2 Tottenham Hotspur
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Arsenal 1:2 Sunderland


Wolves 2:1 Chelsea
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Bournemouth 1:3. Aston villa

You saw it here first 😏

Amos 🩵

Newcastle after managing to comeback and knockout Manchester City in the Carabao Cup Semifinal only to see merciless Chelsea in the final