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Shock horror! The potential trauma of seeing female ni***es, said no one ever 😂 Swipe to free them! ➡️

It’s actual madness that female ni***es are censored? Like, can we please brainstorm what trauma and bad dreams could possibly be caused by a woman’s ni**le, specifically, rather than a man’s?

Is it a fear of being…nourished?! Or being smothered? 😂👀 But you’d still need a breast OFFERED to you for that to even become a reality, right? Gotcha! So if you believe that the sight of a female ni**le is an offer TO YOU or a cry for YOUR attention, then you’re admitting that your fear & disgust is a you problem.

Censored or uncensored, female ni***es have got nothing to do with you and everything to do with their owner. What do you think? Comment below 👇💗✨

Baby girl, how you love yourself is how you teach others to love you…❤️‍🔥🎨🖌👩‍🎨

Do you like you? Would you date you? 💡 You can’t paint a masterpiece without there being a MASTERPIECE to paint in the first place 😍👑😏 Swipe for some inspo to focus on this Valentine’s Day. We’re turning up the SASS this year! 📲🌹❤️

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How do you create intimacy?
By enjoying life’s simple pleasures! 💡🌱

✨ Watching the sun set
✨ Turning off your tech
✨ Cuddling a puppy
✨ Lighting a candle
✨ A warm drink on a cold day
✨ Warm towels
✨ The smell of freshly baked bread
✨ Holding hands with someone you love
✨ Taking the time to help someone with their problems

🥰 Add to the list in the comments 👇

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