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PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:

If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep
U r richer than 75% of the entire world.

If you have
money in your wallet
A little change
And Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people.

If you alive today with more health than illness,
U are more blessed than the million people
who will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually 'READ' this message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world
who Cannot see
Cannot read Or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows.
It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!!

Hit LIKE
and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim this.

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar
rahi thi..
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,' Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.. :D :D

GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"

& the another 1

GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Jija bana le saale!"

BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU
WERE BORN IN
JANUARY = born the funniest
FEBRUARY = born the craziest
MARCH = born the cutest
APRIL = born the sweetest
MAY = born the kindest
JUNE = born the most serious
JULY = born the most beautiful/
handsome
AUGUST = born the sexiest
SEPTEMBER = born the most romantic
OCTOBER = born the best in bed
NOVEMBER = born the nicest
DECEMBER = born the perfect lovers