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BREAKING: [**Donald Trump panics as he fears over Lindsey Graham's Death!!**] So Donald Trump is in Panic mode rn over Lindsey Graham's sudden death. Because Donald Trump was the one who last talked to him basically minutes before he passed out!. Now the FBI is fully active and putting a bunch of resources into assisting in connection with Lindsey Graham's death, and Donald Trump actually called the press, and Trump told the press that he was the last person that Lindsey Graham talked to.

Host asks: "Just to make that point, I mean, authorities were called to his home responding to initial reports of a cardiac arrest. Again, his office saying a a brief and sudden illness. Do you have any more details?"

Trump said to the press: " i would think it would be that because when I spoke to him, it could have been, you know, minutes before based on, you know, the fact that I heard about the call whatever time that was. So, it was shortly before, but it had to be something like that because, other than being tired, he was fine. And so, it had to be something like that that would just be a quick end. And maybe that's not the worst way to go."

Btw, he was stuttering the entire time when he was speaking to the press, and then he called into CNN. He spoke with Jake Tapper, and Tapper asked him about the Iran war situation. The United States has escalated. Iran responded and targeted numerous American military bases and struck those bases yesterday. Trump was like completely stunned for a moment; he wasn't able to answer anything because he doesn't have any proper answers.

The CNN host asks: "Yeah, obviously was very supportive of the strikes against Iran. The US and Iran have been engaging back and forth in strikes over the last few days and overnight. Are we back at war? And who controls the Strait of Hormuz?

Trump immediately jumps in: "Well, I don't want to. Out of respect for Lindsay, I'm not talking about that. We hit him very hard last night. So, I don't want to talk about it, but I will say we hit them very hard last night. We had a deal with them yesterday. They were giving up everything. And then all of a sudden, two hours after that, they hit a ship with a drone. And I said, "These people, there's something wrong with them." But I'm talking about a man who had nothing wrong with him, and that's Lindsey Graham."

Then the host asks some tough questions, like he talks about how American people are suffering rn because of this catastrophic war and we need to know what is going on with this never-ending war.

The CNN host asks: "Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed. Is that true, Mr. President?"

Trump says: "It's open as far as we're concerned. Don't talk about it. Talk about the reason that you asked me to speak. Okay. We appreciate your time, sir."

So that's Trump for you guys, whenever you ask him any tough questions, he immediately will say, "Well, don't talk about it," because he fears that if people realize what Trump is really doing, he might be in more trouble than he is already in rn. But the CNN host doesn't stop there; he asks more tough questions, but Trump is like, "Hey Jake, can you go more normal?"

Trump says: "I'm going to have CNN go in a normal path and we'll do that."

Jake Tapper, host, says, "Well, I'm on a normal path right here, sir."

Then once again he was on NBC News as well. When the host asks him that, you strike them really hard, you say. Iran says that, well, the strait is close, but then SENTCOM is saying it's open. Trump is like, "Well, we thought we had a deal. They're desperate for a deal, and everything is going great." So that's what "great" means for Donald Trump: striking them again and again and continuing this catastrophic war.

NBC host says: "President, you obviously launched a fresh round of strikes overnight. Iran said overnight the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Sentcom came out this morning and said the Strait of Hormuz is open. Which is it, Mr. President?"

Trump once again jumps in and says: "I don't want to talk about it because I want to honor the life of Lindsey Graham. So I don't want to talk about it. I told you that before the call. Yeah, it's open. We bombed the hell out of him last night. They're very, very evil and sick people. We had meetings with them for the last month. They agreed to a deal yesterday, a perfect deal for us. No nuclear, no this, no that, no nothing. They gave up everything. And then after that, they left the room, and then within an hour, they launched a drone and a ship. I said, "You people are sick. You're sick people." And so it's one of those things. I don't want to talk about it."

Btw, Lindsey Graham was talking all sorts of nonsense things before he passed out; like, in a recent Fox News interview, he literally said, "Wiping Iran off the map."

Lindsey Graham said: "I've been saying for 6 months now, hit Iran. They have oil fields out in the open. They have the Revolutionary Guard headquarters. You can see it from space; blow it off the map."

Then when the war started, a very early clip where he said, "Trump is not like Obama; he is going to eliminate you if you don't stop," really sick things he said.

Lindsey Graham said: "Donald J. Trump is not Barack Obama. He has your back. And to the ayatollahs, you need to understand if you keep eliminating your people who are demanding a better life, Donald J. Trump is going to eliminate you. Change is coming to Iran."

Like CENTCOM replied to a recent post, CLAIM: "the Iranian commander for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps recently said on state-owned media that no foreign vessels may pass through the Strait of Hormuz without being identified, tracked, and monitored by Iranian forces."

Sencom Wrote : "false." Then said fact: "Iran does not control the Strait of Hormuz. It remains an international waterway. US forces are positioned and prepared to keep it that way."

Then they wrote in their next post: "The Strait of Hormuz is open to all vessels seeking to lawfully transit the international waterway. US forces are positioned and prepared to ensure that freedom of navigation remains available despite unwarranted Iranian aggression, harassment, threats, and arbitrary declarations. Iran does not control the Strait of Hormuz. Traffic is flowing."

The lying is on another level because if you look at the marine data and look at the tankers actually leaving the strait, it's nothing like before; before the war there were so many tankers passing through the strait, but now it's almost nonexistent. Trump making Lindsey Graham's death about himself is even worse.

He can't even let somebody die without making it about himself...

BREAKING: [**Donald Trump gets Humiliated as Soccer Star mocks him front of the Crowd**] So Donald Trump once again hits With his absolute worst luck, his involvement with the US team cost us the World Cup. He literally wants to be involved in everything; he thinks that we want him, but in reality we don't. because when he is, it backfires. It did with our loss last night, and it's why Donald Trump got trolled/mocked really hard in front of the crowd. It was just embarrassing.

So Donald asked the head of soccer's world governing body for the review because a top U.S player got suspended and he wanted it to reverse the decision. Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office on Monday, the president confirmed for the first time that he contacted the FIFA president, urging him to re-examine...

The red card decision after realising it would have ruled out a star player, Folarin Balogun, from America's World Cup knockout clash against Belgium last night. 'He gave him a red card,' Trump said of referee Raphael Claus's. But then guess what he said next? It's just shocking to me how this guy even has the power to comment on this, Trump continues and says: 'i didn't know what that meant, I thought it didn't mean much, and then i started hearing that he can't play the next match.' Trump said.

Basically he doesn't even know what a red card means, but he doesn't stop there; he goes one step further and explains how he was a great player, very athletic and what not, and I don't think I really have to explain that it's all a lie. You can just take one look at him and can easily tell if he is athletic or not.

I said, "Boy, that's big." You know, if it happened to another player, it would have been unfair. But then they take your best player and they say you can't play and that's unfair. It's one thing to penalize someone for the game, but how do you penalize them for the game that hasn't been played yet? It's very unfair. You can't do that. So, yes, for a review from FIFA' thats what trump said and he openly admitted that he did have a backend connection with FIFA to probably rig the game?

First of all, I did want America to perform well not only in soccer but in every other sport as well, but Trump's unnecessary intervention actually rigged the last game. So for context, what happened was top player Balagon stepped on the ankle of a player found in video footage. The player Balagon stepped on, whose name was Bosnia-Herzegovina.

But Trump actually accused the referee, who's previously been accused of match fixing. He said, 'a little bit suspect.' Then Trump doesn't stop there and starts bragging about how he is a big sports fan even though he doesn't know what a red card means, and he says he was a good athlete, although you can easily tell by looking at him, and he says he understands sports really well. And that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction,' Trump said.

Trump basically says it wasn't anything major, it's just two guys happened to crash into each other. I don't think Trump even understands 'S' of sports; he just says all sorts of weird, stupid stuff here. We know that trump and his buddies are involved in this because the FIFA president almost regularly visited him multiple times, appearing alongside multiple big events with President Trump. Also, the FIFA president presented him the FIFA Peace prize, cuz yk, he didn't get the real one.

This entire thing is getting massive hate because of the political involvements. As 'UEFA accused FIFA of having crossed a red line and warned that political intervention risks undermining the integrity of the World Cup.'

But Trump appeared unconcerned by the criticism. Of course he is unconcerned because he only cares about himself and his involvement in literally everything, then saying, "Oh you know, quite frankly, I know everything about this; you should listen to me" something like that.

He basically said before the game even started, if the US wins, they should be really proud, and if Belgium beats us, then he is going to say it was rigged, just like the 2020 election. As I said before the game even started, Trump was somehow or other involved in this, and Trump's bad luck hit again.

But at last there was one more thing that is going super viral: after Belgium defeated the US 1-4, Belgium were spotted doing the Trump Dance after defeating the US; they are basically trolling him so hard. So not only did the crowd watch them doing the Trump dance, but also millions of people online did in the form of clips, and it was just humiliating for Trump.

It's proved once again anything that Trump gets involved in, it turns into Shi… Also, many AUS fans called him the PD file on the crowd. That was embarassing for sure.

BREAKING: [**Donald Trump gives a disastrous July 4 speech as the Crowd goes Silent and the seats are Empty**] So Donald Trump's speech was just so bad, as he was glitching in the middle of the sentences and he wasn't able to finish the sentences. It was worse than even expected. The speech was significantly delayed because of a storm in Washington, DC. But despite the storm, he said he would give the speech anyway; he basically then compared himself to our troops storming the beaches of Normandy on D-Day. He basically said if they were willing to make that sacrifice, he'd be willing to make the sacrifice and give this speech.

It's just a stupid comparison; comparing their sacrifice to his speech is ridiculous. He said that America built the empire of liberty.

Trump says: "He just tamed the wilderness and conquered the frontier and built the empire. It's called the empire of liberty. We laid down the railroads, joyous and glorious milestones of all time. [Then he glitches out.] You know what? This is the greatest 250th anniversary."

He then continued to stutter between sentences; he was basically struggling to complete basic sentences.

Trump says: "Next to it we also have the flag that was given to that abortable, just a fantastic immortal rough rider, the one and only, and I was at the museum the other day at its opening, Theodore Roosevelt."

And just by reading this you can get an idea how bad his speech was, it was barely understandable, he was using random words, and it was just so hard to understand. Also, the attendance was absolutely dismal at Donald Trump's July 4th speech. There were a lot of empty seats there; for an event this big, you'd think that it would be full packed and seats would be filled with people, but there were a lot of clips now going viral that showed there were a lot of seats that were empty.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump claims that there are over 375,000 people. It didn't even fill the area. It was a tiny crowd. But then he started lying in front of the crowd, saying he brought over 19 trillion dollars. The crowd did not seem interested in anything that he was saying. It was basically a very uninterested, silent crowd.

Trump says: "We have 19.2 trillion being invested in our country, which is six times more than ever happened before. We're building more factories in the United States than ever before. Everyone's 401ks are at the highest number they've ever been, and more people are working today in the United States than any time in the history of our country."

First of all, what kind of factory is he talking about? Wait, I know, it's the AI data centers. I think he is talking about those that make noise 24/7, spike electricity costs, and ruin the water and air. I think he is talking about AI factories, plus he says everyone is making a lot of money with 401k. I think he doesn't understand not everyone has that much capital or invested that heavily. Then he says more people are working today than ever in history; that's just not true.

Then he says that he actually wiped Iran from the map and that it doesn't exist and that Iran doesn't have any military and that they're no longer even here. This is just so deranged.

Trump says: "We rebuilt our military in my first term. We used it a little bit in our, actually, I should say, third term, but I won't do that because I don't want any controversy. But we use it and we've had tremendous success. You look at Venezuela, you look at Iran, we wiped it out, wiped out their military."

Then he actually looks at his crowd and says, "Well, it was expected to be 375,000 people before everybody had to leave, and now we have 150k." Let me tell you, the crowd was nowhere near 150k. His lying doesn't stop there; then he says that one of the things about our country is that we have equal justice under the law. Although I was treated so unfairly.

Trump says: "Unlike so many others in the world, in this country, we have freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and equal justice under the law, although I wasn't treated that well, but we won't get into that. And the right to keep and bear arms."

Then he further says: "Over 250 years, the world has seen the great empires, vast kingdoms, mighty nations, and terrible tyrants. They came and they went. But after two and a half centuries, this American republic still stands tall and strong, and we love each other. That showed tonight, you heard it was over. And what happened? You came back."

Maybe the tyrant he is talking about is actually he himself, because not only did he ruin the economy, but people can't afford things and grocery prices are high, and then he was comparing himself to the military troops, saying if they can face the crazy storm weather, then he can deliver this speech as well no matter what; that is just a weird comparison.

America's 250 years, and we’ve come to this gibberish speech. Also, Mother Nature decided to rain on his event and ruin it.