Faradayfaraday

“I love African poetry🤣🤣...
Daudi my husband,
Is it true that when you died -
you left five pregnant women behind?
Please wake up from your grave and
see for yourself....

Two of them are here!
The first one has removed all her clothes.
She says that you promised to buy
her a big plot abroad.

She has reduced our home into a
village circus.
Everyone is laughing at her hairy a**s.

The second one has climbed on the
apex of our avocado tree.

If she won't get part of your wealth,
She has threatened to kill herself...

Wake up from your grave and see for
Yourself my darling.
News has it that the other three
women are coming.

Daudi my husband,
I am waiting for the other three
women to arrive.
If they'll insist that you impregnated them
While you were alive

I will assemble them at the navel of our plot.
I'll then tell our first born son to
show them the doctor's report that says
you were *********.”

Mafuta imepanda Tena by 10 bob.
Haroooo

BABA

CHINESE man arrested in Kitale for assaulting a Kenyan man, who had allegedly impregnated his wife and daughter.

DEPORTATION OF A GOLD SCAMMER

A notorious gold scammer of Zambian origin who has been operating an international syndicate of fraudsters in Nairobi, has been deported. Bupe Chipando aka Elena, was deported following his arrest by Transnational and Organized Crimes detectives, after he defrauded a Dutch National over Sh170 million in a fake gold deal.

Bupe who was also involved in printing of counterfeit currency was deported at 1145hrs today, following orders issued by the Cabinet Secretary for Interior, Dr Fred Matiang’i.