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Recommendations to the CBC Task Force
1) Grade 7 and 8 to be in primary schools.
2) Primary school teachers holding Diplomas and Degree or senior teachers in primary to teach grade 7 and 8.
3) Grade 9, 10, 11 and 12 to be in secondary schools.
5) All schools to be funded to be able to cater for the two pathways in Grade 11.

6) Schools to teach with what they have. No parent should be asked to buy any item. If the items needed for that topic aren't available, the topic to be rescheduled and be taught later.
7) Assessment modalities to be changed. School Based Assessment to carry 20% while that of KNEC to carry 80%.
8) Teachers to assess learners with due respect to their religious faiths.
9) Professional Documents to be reduced.
10) TSC to put a hold on TPD but instead use every holiday to train teachers on CBC.
11) KPSEA to be a written exam with Insha and composition.
12) School Based Assessment to be conducted by external invigilators and results uploaded by the sub county KNEC offices.
13) KNEC to devolve it's services by having Sub county KNEC offices.
14) Boarding schools to be abolished except in ASAL areas.
15) All schools to be of mixed gender.
16) Lowest entry grade for teaching courses to be reviewed. Primary: B- and Secondary B+.
17) Teachers' pay: lowest Job group to be paid Basic Salary of 35000.
C2 to start at 70000.
18) House Allowance to be uniform. 25000 despite where one works.
19) Children of teachers to be exempted from paying fees in all public schools.
20) All schools to have at least one police officer and a qualified counsellor.
21) All teachers to undego compulsory psychiatrist test and counseling services after every one three months.

I would have given this student 100%! The answers he gave are grammatically, logically correct, and funny too.
However, his teacher gave him 0% because he (teacher) had no sense of humour!

Q1
In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle.

Q2
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page.

Q3
River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid.

Q4
What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage.

Q5
What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams.

Q6
What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & Dinner.

Q7
What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet.

Q9
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* He can, because he sleeps at night.

Q10
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands.

Q12
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to be cracked by eggs.

Spread laughter, share light moments because like I always say - life is not thaaat serious after all! Mimi nilicheka yangu yote!
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WHAT IS EXPECTED OF A GOOD PARENT DURING HOLIDAYS!
👠Pray with your kids.
🛼Mind the kids' dress code.
👠Monitor what they watch and how much time spent on TV.
🛼Make sure they do their holiday package.
👠 Vocational training skills are far better .
🛼 Boys and girls should have separate bedrooms.
👠Regular counselling meetings are vital for your kids.
🛼listen to them in case of challenges.
👠 Encourage bible recitation in your home.
🛼Be a role model to your kids.
👠Train them how to do domestic work.
🛼Promote your kid's dreams/visions.
👠Avoid domestic violence in front of kids.
🛼Have meals together.
👠Be a regular provider to your kids.
🛼 Encourage your children to greet.
👠Train kids to respect people irrespective of age.
🛼Teach them to be appreciative.
👠In the presence of children, avoid ill talks about their Teachers.
🛼Tell them "money is worked for".
👠Help your children avoid unnecessary visitations.
🛼Remember to sensitise them about HIV.
👠Get a school with bible teaching holiday programs for your children.
🛼Above all Show Love and care to your kids.