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Zotsatira zosatsimikizika kuchokera m'madera onse 5 a aphungu m'boma la NKHOTAKOTA.

1. Lazarus Chakwera (MCP) – 53,026
2. Peter Mutharika (DPP) –52,010
3. Joyce Banda (PP) – 1531
4. Dalitso Kabambe (UTM) – 2850
5. Atupele Muluzi (UDF) – 1779
6. Phunziro Mvula (Inde) – 174
7. Frank Tumpale Mwenefumbo (NDP) – 89
8. Akwame Bandawe (AAA) – 780
9. Adil Chilungo (Inde) – 355
10. Kondwani Nankhumwa (PDP) – 97
11. Felix Cosmas Chipojola (Inde) – 227
12. Sauti Jordan (P*P) –71
13. Smart Swira (Inde) – 54
14. Milward Tobias (Inde) – 128
15. Michael Usi (Odza Zake) – 327
16. Thokozani Banda – 753
17. Kamuzu Chibambo-PETRA 455

Anthu omwe anaponya voti m'bomali anali 123, 676, ma voti omwe aponyedwe osawonongeka 119, 749 ndipo mavoti 3927 anali owonongeka.

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"AFRICAN PROVERBS"
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1) The anger of a pen!s doesn't destroy the vagina.(Zimbabwe)

2) There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)

3) A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4) The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)

5) When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air.(Ethiopia)

6) He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

7) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)

8) An erected pen!s has no conscience.(Uganda)

9) If u go to sleep with an itching a**s, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers.(Kenya)

10) The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence..(Senegal )

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