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If Vera Was A Member Of Odumeje's Church — Nigerian Recreates Scenario

ODUMEJE: Who form you?
VERA: I came to testify to the glory of God.

O: You say whoot?
V: I want to testify.

O: sese fly?!
V: testify

O: ehh!.. gịnị ka onyea na asụ bikonu?
V: testimony!.

O: okay testimony, so ná testimony you're calling "tsetse fly"..oya kontunu!.

V: In my family, I'm the only person that graduate with Degree in Law since my village people say i will not pass with my mates because of sickness and affliction.

O: Eh!? ..Isino your family meere gịnị? Nya fa meere gị sickness na affriction to Degree in Raw?..
V: No sir,i mean i graduate with Bsc in Law.

O: Vsc in Raw!?..eh!?
V: Bsc in Law

O: Ehh!!?
V: Bsc ,Bsc as in Degree,Bsc

O: BBC!?
V: Bsc,Bsc!

O: Pvc!?
V: Bsc sir!..

O: Psc!?..eh!??..ehh!?
V: Bsc daddy!

O: Apc..Ehh!?
V: Bsc,Degree certificate

O: Oh!!..B...S..C in Raw!?..Eh!?
V: yes daddy!

O: Oya ka ina asụ ifa since, Bsc nkịtị, ka ina akpọ Vsc na Pvc? Ọfọ kwụ ka ịkpọọ ya MTN😁
V: No daddy. Bsc sir

O: So you will be going to court and be sending people to jail with your hammer?kedụ ifea ùnu na akpọ ya?. You'll now be doing "court!!..order"😁..Ehh!?
V: smiling.

O: Small time You'll go Raw school and become A Barrister or Magistrate of the pandemonium citadel
V:🙈🙈😁😁

O: oyibo gị adịghị ka nke ndị Raw mana ị follow yho and thanking God for yho!
V: Thank you daddy.

Written by Nze Duru Kizito 🖊️