Malu Ife

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Goodnight jokes😁😂😆

1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass😁, because you're the only ewu 🐐 Hausa in my heart🤔😂😂

2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run🥺😂😂😂

3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue👍😂😂

4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start🙄😂😂😂

5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destiny😂😂😂

6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy😁 until she asked me to send her MTN credit🙄😂😂

7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living🙄😂😂😂

8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throw💁 their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" 😂😂😂

9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger😊" 🤔😂😂

10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. Idiot🙄😂😂

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