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😂 THAT DAY FOR CHURCH… I NO KNOW WHERE TO HIDE MY FACE 😭

Sunday service dey go smoothly 😌
Everywhere calm… pastor dey preach powerful message 🙏

Suddenly…

Pastor shout:
👉 “Touch your neighbor and say ‘You are blessed!’”

I turn to the person beside me with full energy 😂

👉 “YOU ARE BLESSED!! 🙌”

The guy look me… no reply 😭

I say maybe he no hear well…

I shout again louder:
👉 “YOU ARE BLESSED!!!” 💀

Omo…

The guy just shift small go the other side 😭

At this point I don dey feel somehow 😅

Before I know…

Pastor come talk:
👉 “Don’t mind that neighbor… face the other side!”

😳😳😳

So all this while…

NA WRONG PERSON I DEY SHOUT FOR 😭💀

Omo…

That day eh…

👉 I no even wait for closing prayer 🏃‍♂️😂

Abeg tell me 😭👇

👉 This kind thing don happen to you before?
👉 Or na only me dey disgrace myself for public? 😂

🔌 NEPA TAKE LIGHT… MY GENERATOR REFUSE TO START 😭💀

Omo… this life no balance 😭

Light just go suddenly…

👉 NEPA don strike again 💡❌

I say no wahala… I get generator 😎

I go outside with confidence…

I try start am…

👉 “Kpo kpo kpo…”

Nothing 😐

I try again…

👉 “KPO KPO KPO!!!” 😤

Still nothing 😭

At this point…

👉 Sweat don full my body 😭

👉 Mosquito don gather like meeting 🦟💀

Neighbor come start their own generator…

👉 “GBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!” 🔥

Light everywhere for their side 😭

My own still dey:
👉 “kpo… kpo…” 💀

One small boy pass say:
👉 “Oga, na fuel you put inside?” 😂🔥

Omo…

I just look am 😐

Because truth be say…

👉 FUEL NO DEY INSIDE 😭💀

Abeg tell me 😭👇

👉 This thing don happen to you before?
👉 Or na only me dey disgrace like this? 😂

💸 I SEND MONEY… BUT THE PERSON SAY E NO ENTER 😭💀

Omo… this life no balance 😭

I go POS to send money… everything smooth 😌

I transfer ₦15k…

👉 Transaction successful 💚

I show the person proof…

But she look me say:
👉 “I never see alert…” 😐

Omo I laugh small 😅
I say maybe network…

We wait 2 minutes…

5 minutes…

10 minutes…

Still nothing 😭

Now everybody dey look me 😳

POS lady don change face:
👉 “Oga… you sure say you send am?”

💀💀💀

I bring out my phone show receipt again…

She still say:
👉 “No alert…” 😐

At this point…

👉 My money don hang for air 😭

👉 My reputation don dey shake 💀

Person for back shout:
👉 “Na format be this oo!” 😂🔥

Omo I weak 😭

Finally after like 20 minutes…

👉 ALERT ENTER 😭🙌

Everybody just dey look me like say I almost scam person 😂

Abeg tell me 😭👇

👉 This thing don happen to you before?
👉 You go wait or you go just send again? 💀

⚡ MY LANDLORD THINK SAY I BE SMALL PIKIN 😭💀

Yesterday… my landlord just show up for inspection 😐

Everything dey go normal… until this man see my solar setup 🔋☀️

Omo… his face change immediately 😳

He ask me:
👉 “Where your fire extinguisher?”

I say:
👉 “I no get…” 😅

My brother…

This man vex 😭

He say:
👉 “I give you 7 DAYS to get Dry Chemical Fire Extinguisher or I will SUE YOU for attempt to burn down my house!” 😡

😳😳😳

Before I talk…

He don bring out phone dey record everything like documentary 🎥💀

Now make we reason am…

Getting fire extinguisher no be the issue 😒

But…

👉 Why you dey give me deadline like say I be your pikin?? 😭

👉 You don check my account balance before you set 7 days?? 💸😂

Omo at this point…

I no even know if I dey rent house or I dey serve punishment 😭

😂😂 Relax o… na joke

But make I ask 👇

👉 If na you, you go rush go buy am or you go first argue small?
👉 Or your landlord don ever do something wey shock you like this? 😭