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WHY MY PASTOR BLØCK£D ME ON FAC£B0∅K 😹😹😹

I sent him a friend request on F@cebøok and he innøcently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour coll@pse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thúñd£r of Blessing str!k£ you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slâsh you with the of long life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God st@b you with the knīfe of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisønment in the eternal jaíl of success!

*ME: (No reply)🤦🤦🤦🧐

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness coll@pse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄🙆

* PASTOR: My Son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying🧐🧐 Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my Son...

*ME: May the over speed!ng trailer of Blessings jam and cräsh you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blínd your eyes that you may not see the suffer!ngs of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)😁😁

*ME: May the £arthquake of happiness swall0w you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄

*ME: May the sea of miracle drøwn you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🧐🤣

*ME: May the Bøko-haram of joy kidn@p you sir!
🤣🤣🤣

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the d£ath of riches k!ll you, your family members and all your friends and relations,🙄🙄🙄🙆

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the annointing from above destrøy your church and k!ll all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄

*ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.🙄🙄🙄🙄

*PASTOR: May thúndêr firë you there! Idiøt..........😂💔

THE END!!!

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