That jw Boi

I know how p@!nful mêñstrüât!0n can be, and I sincerely feel s0rry for every lady,
May u n0t see Ur per!0d next month 😁

A pilot was told to transfer måd p£opl£ from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to U.S.A 🇺🇸 ✈️. He agreed and carried them into his plane 🙂.
Everywhere was noisy 🔊😵‍💫… shouting, singing, wahala everywhere 😂😂

Later, one of the m@d m£n walked up to the pilot and said 🧍‍♂️:
“Please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?” ✈️🤔
The pilot replied 😒:
“I will teach you how to fly it if you can tell your friends to stop making noise.”
The mad man smiled 😏 and went inside…
After some minutes ⏳, everywhere became silent 🤫… as if an angel entered the plane 😇✨

He came back and told the pilot:
“Everywhere is cool now” 😌👌
The pilot became happy 😃 and asked:
“What did you tell them that made them calm?” 🤔

The m@d mån replied 😎:
“I opened the door for them to go and play outside” 🚪😂💀
The pilot fa!!nt£d 😵‍♂️🤣🤣🤣😂

1. When a girl clap before dancing just know she wants to dance nonsense 😅 😭 🤣 🤓

2. Another day to remind you that your babe is grabbing micro phone but not in the church 🤣 🤣 🤣 😁 😁 🤣 😁 😁 😁 😁 🤣 😭

3.When a guy is touching you, that unknown feeling that runs all over your body, my sister nah your sense the go like that, oyyaa tell him to leave you.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4.If you know you threw your tooth🦷 on top of the roof for another one to grow🥲😩😩, gather here let’s laugh at ourselves 🥹😭🤭😂😂😂😂

5 . She fell in love with an electricians, nah like that he go dey shock you, what do you expect.🤭😂😂😂

6. Some guys can deçeive ehn... They’ll be like “Baby I see my future kïds in your ëyes” Well-done sir chairmän of nationäl populatiøn censüs‚ Hopë you’re seëing golden morn‚ pampërs‚ schöol feës and othër baby foød on her foreheäd too?
Yeye 😏🙄😂😂😂

7. A soldiër💂wïll k!!! 1OO pëople and he wïll have peaçe‚ but you just ønly øne persøn for bl**d møney‚ the spirït wïll nøt let you rëst‚ why...? Don’t loøk at me likë am talkïng from experiencë oo... 😒🤭😂😂😂

8. I thïnk Adam is the causë of our failurë in English Languagë
God: Adam‚ wherë are you?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙉🙄😂😂😂😂

10. Read this silently 😳😳😳😳
Dear lord don't let me die young with out living the life I have ever prayed for, write Amen with faith and believe.

https://s.hifamiapp.com/1/nEiEzcchh

Pls If you are living around
Kaduna
Kogi
Kano
Katsina
Abuja
Lagos
Nassarawa
Sokoto
Benin
Zaria
Akwa ibom state

Please Don't Come out tomorrow by 8:00am.
Even if you will come out tomorrow please don't come out with your car, machine or bicycle, just stand one place and be observing.
I will be learning how to drive Caterpillar. I will pass those areas. I no won jam anybody abeg 🙏

10 RULES YOU MUST ABIDE BY WHEN VISITING THIS PLACE:
1. No go without condom
2. No try to kiss them
3. No show all your money or valuables
4. No dey rough-handle or force anything
5. No negotiate price after the deed
6. No remove condom halfway or try pull out
7. No share personal information
8. No forget to check the place and babe hygiene
9. No overstay or catch feelings
10. No go when you dey broke or desperate
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That jw Boi

👻 LAUGH WITH ME🤭

1. Access Bank ATM today... debïted one man that was in front of me 60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;🙊
The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂😂

2.If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward to let me know🥲😒...
Favour abeg which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my grandma is pregnänt” 😳🙆‍♀️ 😩😂😂😂



3. My bro if she puts you on her status, ask her to screenshot the number of views and show you oo...
You can be the only one to see yourself on her status 🤭😂😂 Favour don do am to me many times!! That girl ehn 😒

4. Have you noticed dat Girls have “Three voices”🤭:
ʘ‿ʘ
ONE 👉, Is used when answering calls🙂
TWO 👉, The other one at home😶 when she is talking to her siblings😏(Her Original Voice)
THREE 👉, is used when she’s talking to her “Bae” 😌😂😂

5. Àfricans be like “Please you get flâshing credit? 🥲
“I just wan tell this my guy make e no førget the package wey we discuss & that thing wey he talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flâshing? 😳🙄😂😂

6. My mum just introduced me to her friend’s daughter Favour, saying we could be friends.... Someone that is already my Ex...😒
Mtcheeew 🤭😂😂😂

7. I stopped watching African movies the day Mary told Joseph she is pregnänt and Joseph shoutëd “Jesus Christ”...
When Jesus was not born yet 😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

8. I can’t wait to get married and give birth to twins, I will name them... “Rule and Regulation🤭 or Done and Dusted” 😂😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️✍️✍️🙌
9. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, I pray God touch your heart to følløw me on this page 🙏🙏
👇👇👇
That jw Boi

JOKES IN TOWN 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1.If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with p@nt, sponge, p@d, detol....
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that.🙊🙆🙆🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

2. If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about bride price.*
Just send her parents *data bundles.*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. So nowadays women don't mo@n during s**🍆💦coz they f£ar calling names of more than 10 boyfriends🤤🤤
👌👌👌👌🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

4. What the h£Il does the "Z" in "LOLZ" means? 🙄🙄🙄
"Laugh out loud..... Zebras"? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

5. Just met up with a pregnant girl... 🤰🏻
Wearing the T-shirt written. "I wake up like this"😯 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 Wonder shall never end 😂🤣😂😂😂

6. Did you know?? 🤔
The past tense of house is uncompleted building 😋😋
Don't abuse me ooo, I'm not feeling fine 😊 😂🤣😂😂😂

7. The most respected persons in a wedding ceremony 👰🏼🤵🏼 Are those sharing food. 🙂🙂🙂
I can greet them 5 times 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

8.When a guy is fully in love, he can apologise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sorry for the for the Tottenham lo0se ag@inst PSG😂😂
🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️


9. My brother,
Some ladies are single but their pr!v@te part is in serious relationships 😒😒
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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🙆😆😂🤣 FUNNY JOKES 🤣😂😲✌️😋

1.So this fine girl 🧛 for my street no show face all day when I wear fine clothes 🤵…
Na when I wan go buy bread 🍞 she appear like ev!l spìr!t 🤣🤣😂

2. This Nigerian movie wey I dey watch now ehn…
One girl 🧛 go meet babalawo make her ex 👦 run m@d,
only to find out say the nat!ve doctor na the boy papa 👴😲
Abeg make I no spo!l am…
I go tell una for next episode 🚶🚶🚶

3. Any lady wey dey close her eyes during s no be shyness o…
Na gu!lt—too many faces dey flash 🤣🤣🤣

5.We no even hear prec!ous side of the story…
We just agree say she disappo!nt 2Face 😂😂

6.. Happiness na when you dey eat akara, think say e don finish…
You touch the nylon, discover say one still dey inside 😚😚😚

7. If you no wan send her money 💰, tell her straight 🙄
Which one be: “I tried your account number but it was switched off”?
Guys 🤵 too get sense abeg 🤣🤣🤣

8.Being single for too long no good o…
I don even forget how to spell relassionsheep 🙆😅😅

10. If I no make you laugh 🙄, I understand—you fa!il JAMB.
If you laugh but no react, I understand—you peep am from person phone.
If you laugh but no comment, I understand—you no wan emb@arrass yourself with spelling.
But one thing wey I understand for sure be say…
👉 You go follow my page 🤣🤣