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WE ARE ADVANCING .... Can dis be true...
Technology and the E- CHURCH.
Pastor (with his ipad): Praise God! Can we
please turn our tablets, iphone, Blackberry, PC
Bibles, laptop, desktop or what have you to
Genesis chapter 1 from verse 1
Member: I'm reading from my Samsung
galaxy: "in d beginning, God created the
heavens and the... "
Pastor: Oh wait, I need someone to read KJV
on Toshiba Thrive laptop or HP palmtop. Yea,
my dear sister Mary please go ahead .
(OFFERING)
Pastor: Brethren it's time for tithes &
offerings.
Head Usher: Brethren, we shall come out in 2
lines. Join the queue led by Sis. Ebele if u wish
to use POS & the one led by Bro Emma, if u
need 2 use ATM. In case you want to make
online transfer, please remain seated & use
your devices. Our account number is being
displayed on the projector screen.
(Announcement)
Church Secretary: This week's cell meetings
shall hold on the various pages,
where the usual group chatting takes place.
Please don't miss out. Thursday's Bible study
teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs
GMT. Please remain signed on. You can follow
Pastor on Twitter also for counseling. Feel
free to ping the pastor on BBM for prayer
request or online deliverance & please stay in
touch with the heavens via whatsapp.

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