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A poem on the funny aspect of English language by Anonymous
अंग्रेजी भाषा को रमाइलोपन बारे एउटा रमाइलो कविता। लेखक - अन्जान

Lets face it
English is a funny language:
There is no egg in eggplant,
no ham in hamburger,
and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple

English muffins were not invented in England
french fries were not invented in France
Quicksand takes you down slowly
boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor its a pig

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
if the plural of tooth is teeth
shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
if the teacher taught,
why didn't the preacher praught

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
what does a humanatarian eat?!
Why do people recite at a play
yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and
drive on parkways
how can the weather be hot as hell one day
and cold as hell on another
a house can burn up as
it burns down
and which you fill in a form
by filling it out
and a bell is only heard once it goes!

When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
and why it is that when i wind up my watch
it starts
But when i wind up this poem
it ends.

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फ्रेन्च भाषा किन सिक्ने (Why Learn French Language?)
- अंग्रेजी भाषा मात्र अपुग हुनु (Learning English only is not enough)
यदि तपाइसंग अर्को कुनै अन्तर्राष्ट्रिय स्तरमा बोलिने भाषाको ज्ञान छ भने तपाईंको सामु धेरै अवसर हरु आउन सक्दछन। (If you have knowledge of any other internationally spoken language apart from English you will have more opportunities)

- विद्यार्थी को रुपमा फ्रान्समा अध्ययन गर्न (Study in France)

- पाँचै माहदेशमा बोलिने भाषा (Spoken in all 5 continents)

- अन्तर्राष्ट्रिय रोजगारीको भाषा (Language for international job market)

- भ्रमण गर्न (Travel in places/countries where French is spoken)

- अरु भाषा सिक्ने बाटो (A bridge to learning related languages like Spanish and Italian)

- फ्रेन्च आर्मी (Recruiting in the French army)
((अरु सबै विधामा अब्बल भएको खण्डमा यो भाषाको ज्ञान छ भने तपाइको नाम निस्किने सम्भावना बढेर जान्छ))