NoKey Loki

I’m willing to believe I’m not your type.

I’m just struggling to understand your standards.
Anyway. I’ll sleep just fine tonight.

Survived the bath-time. My dignity didn’t.

Now excuse me while I sprint around the house like the water unlocked a hidden superpower. 🛁💨

Does your dog get the post-bath zoomies too, or is it just me?

Some dogs chase balls. Some dogs chase validation.
And some dogs are absolutely convinced they’ve already won everyone over.

On a scale from 1 to Loki, how important does your dog think they are?

Post-vacation blues are real.

Some miss the destination.
Some miss their grandpawrents’ giant backyard.

Anyone else living with a post-vacation drama queen? 🥲

Day 247 of trying to convince everyone I’m dangerous.
So far, nobody is buying it.

Does your dog have a “tough guy” act too?

The face says “innocent.”
The track record says otherwise.

Tell me one crime your dog has been forgiven for.