Texas Humor

“We are NOT from Houston…we live in the Woodlands.”

Sorry I’ve got plans. If you need me I’ll be nostalgic in my buddy’s garage under his miller lite sign and next to his w**d eater and truck that hasn’t started since W was president.

I’m a human napkin for all the salsa in the world

Ask your doctor if a couple’a beers and George Strait are right for you