Tom Mestmaker Realtor

Ever notice how the room gets a little louder… and a lot more fun? 😎

At eXp, you’re not just getting a logo on your business card. You’re getting people who answer the phone, celebrate your wins, help you through the tough deals, and probably roast you a little along the way. 😂

If you’re an agent who’s tired of feeling like you’re building your business alone, maybe it’s time to see what all the noise is about.

📲 Let’s grab coffee and talk about what eXp has done for my business—no pressure, just a real conversation.

🚨 This is exactly why your Realtor’s vendor list matters! 😂🏠

Anyone can say they’re a roofer, painter, solar installer, or contractor… but not everyone belongs on your home. When I recommend a service provider, it’s because I want my clients protected from unnecessary liability, poor workmanship, and “WWE: Roofing Edition.” 🤦‍♂️🥊

Your home is one of your biggest investments. Let’s keep the repairs professional—not pay-per-view.

🚨 PRICE REDUCED… and Lorenzo is already trying to figure out where he’s parking all his toys! 🤠🏡

When you have 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, room to breathe, and acreage to spare, the only real problem is deciding where to put the BBQ, horses, RV, workshop… or Lorenzo. 😂

📍7452 Isaac Rd, Valley Acres (Taft)
💲 NOW ONLY $490,000!

This beautifully updated ranch-style home offers plenty of space for family, guests, and country living, with acreage perfect for animals, equipment, or simply enjoying the peace and quiet. Whether you’re looking for your own private retreat or a property with room to grow, this one checks all the boxes. The home includes an additional suite that’s ideal for extended family or visitors.

🎥 Watch until the end… because Lorenzo may have come for the laughs, but you’ll stay for the property!

📲 Ready to trade traffic for sunsets? Give me a call today before someone else claims their piece of Kern County!

Tom Mestmaker
📞 (661) 303-7434
eXp Realty | DRE #02238494

🚨 PRICE REDUCED… and Lorenzo is already trying to figure out where he’s parking all his toys! 🤠🏡

When you have 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, room to breathe, and acreage to spare, the only real problem is deciding where to put the BBQ, horses, RV, workshop… or Lorenzo. 😂

📍7452 Isaac Rd, Valley Acres (Taft)
💲 NOW ONLY $490,000!

This beautifully updated ranch-style home offers plenty of space for family, guests, and country living, with acreage perfect for animals, equipment, or simply enjoying the peace and quiet. Whether you’re looking for your own private retreat or a property with room to grow, this one checks all the boxes. The home includes an additional suite that’s ideal for extended family or visitors.

🎥 Watch until the end… because Lorenzo may have come for the laughs, but you’ll stay for the property!

📲 Ready to trade traffic for sunsets? Give me a call today before someone else claims their piece of Kern County!

Tom Mestmaker
📞 (661) 303-7434
eXp Realty | DRE #02238494

RanchLife

🚨 PRICE DROP ALERT! 🚨

Your wallet just texted me and said, “Don’t let someone else buy this before we do!” 😎💸

🏡 1005 Crown Ave. | Bakersfield, CA
✨ 2 Bedrooms
✨ 2 Bathrooms
💥 Now ONLY $75,000!

Finding a move-in ready home at this price is like finding a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday… it doesn’t happen often! 😅

Whether you’re looking for your first home, downsizing, or adding to your investment portfolio, this is your chance to own for less.

📲 Call Tom Mestmaker today at (661) 303-7434 before someone else says, “I wish I would’ve called sooner!”

eXp Realty
DRE # 02238494

Can’t wait to see what the bracket hold for Mexico and USA!!!! This has been a World Cup experience that all the nations have been expecting for decades! I’m glad they got to see our country in full effect and are enjoying it.

😂 Around our office, if we’re roasting you… congratulations, you’re officially family. 😅

If nobody’s giving you a hard time, we might just be too busy wondering where you’ve been! We work hard, laugh harder, and keep each other humble every single day. That’s what makes our team feel less like coworkers and more like family. ❤️🏡

(Disclaimer: It’s all in good fun… and yes, you’ll eventually get your turn! 😂)

🎥 REALTORS & BROKERS… THIS ISN’T YOUR TYPICAL BROKERS OPEN! 🏡🔥

Why just preview another listing when you can grow your business at the same time?

📍 Join us Thursday, July 2nd | 11:00 AM – 2:00 PM
11509 Haydock Ct, Bakersfield, CA

Here’s what’s waiting for you:

🎬 FREE Professional Listing Video – Bring your personality and walk away with content you can actually post!
🎧 Live DJ bringing the energy.
🥂 Refreshments & light snacks.
🤝 Network with top local Realtors, lenders, inspectors, and industry professionals.
🏡 Tour one of Bakersfield’s premier homes while expanding your referral network.

Whether you’re a brand-new agent or a seasoned broker, this is your chance to:
✅ Create engaging social media content.
✅ Meet new referral partners.
✅ Learn fresh marketing ideas.
✅ Have fun while growing your business.

📱 Don’t just scroll past opportunities… create them.

Tag your favorite Realtor, broker, lender, escrow officer, or affiliate and make plans to join us! We can’t wait to see you there!

📍 Hosted by Tom Mestmaker
📞 (661) 303-7434