Boulder Poetry Circle

I myself, in Boulder even, have had guns pointed at me... First thing before sunrise snug tight in my mummy bag, morning wood from testosterone of the stars raging, harder still because of the firearm on safety, held tight and pointed towards this bulge in my trousers. Flashlight in the eyes. My dick still at the ready to pounce. Hands up, don't shoot.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD AN OFFICER OF THE LAW TO PROTECT AND SERVE ON HIS CAR AND BADGE PULL HIS GUN OUT OF HIS HOLSTER AND AIM IT AT YOUR HEAD FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON WHATSOEVER. no reason.

You thought the Michael Phelps scandal was ludicrous.

http://rt.com/news/207771-winnie-pooh-poland-ban/

Polish town bans 'hermaphrodite' Winnie the Pooh because of ‘dubious sexuality' Polish authorities have banned Winnie the Pooh as a mascot of a children’s playground, saying he is "half-naked" and has "dubious sexuality" that is "inappropriate" for children.

Give thanks for the feminists who smashed the patriarchy, and for the masculinists who smashed the idea of patriarchy. We can finally agree it's like that s**t never even existed.