Tequila Mockingbird - Chicago

🦵💀 DROP DEAD LEGS : Van Wailin: June 2026 Shows 💀🦵
June is full-on Drop Dead Legs mode : We're bringin' enough swagger to make your Camaro start on its own. 😎🔥
📍 Jamo’s — June 6
📍 The Thirsty Beaver — June 13
📍 Cantigny Sounds of Summer — June 20
Three nights of chaos in June, dive-bar aerobics, face-melting solos, and people yelling “PLAY PANAMA” before we even finish the first song. Summer starts NOW. 🤘

🚨 BROKEN OAR MAY NEVER BE THE SAME 🚨
On Saturday, May 16th, the Broken Oar Kitchen & Bar turns into a full-blown sunburnt, beer-soaked, boat-party-from-hell ROCK SHOW…
🔥 VAN WAILIN (Chicago’s #1 Van Halen Experience)
💄 MOTLEY TWO (Chicago’s #1 Motley Crüe Experience)
are teaming up for a night so loud it’ll scare fish back into the water.
We’re talking:
🎸 Face-melting Van Halen riffs
🔥 Dirty, dangerous Motley Crüe chaos
🍺 Drinks flowing like Lake Barrington after a storm
🕺 Questionable dancing decisions by grown adults
This is the kind of night where:
Your voice is gone by song #3
You high-five strangers like you’ve known them since ‘87
And you wake up Sunday wondering why you smell like Aqua Net and bad decisions
📍 Broken Oar Kitchen & Bar – Port Barrington, IL
📅 Saturday, May 16, 2026
⏰ Show starts when the party starts (you’ll know)
⚠️ No refunds for blown minds, lost voices, or spontaneous air guitar competitions.
Van Wailin + Motley Two = Pure 80s Chaos on the Water.

🚨 SIDEOUTS, IS THIS THING ON? 🚨
Van Wailin’ + Tom Sawyer (Rush tribute) are rolling into Sideouts and we’re bringing questionable decisions, unreasonable volume, and way too many guitar notes.
Friday, Jan 31 • 8PM • Island Lake
Expect face-melting solos, sing-along chaos, air-drumming injuries, and that moment where you look at your drink and go, “Yeah… I’m staying.”
This is Van Halen swagger meeting Rush brain-power, all crammed into one glorious night. Apologies to your voice tomorrow.
Featuring Van Wailin and Tom Sawyer.
Sideouts — we love you already. Your speakers may not. 🤘😈