City Mini Golf

The rumors are true, we’re back in action! Join us this week at 10 AM for some fun miniature golf to kick off this week of Spring Break (for you Chicagoans at least). You’re encouraged to call ahead to ensure operations because Chicago in March is about as reliable as our NCAA tournament brackets

Did you know that you can actually get a hole-in-one using either the left or right hole at the top of the hill on Hole 8? Although it’s much less likely using the hole on the left (it dips down to funnel the ball into the hole), it still happens from time to time.

The hole on the right does not funnel the ball at all but if you can putt straight there’s about a 25% chance of the ball going directly in on the lower level once you sink the putt.
The course record for 2024 currently stands at 33 strokes, although a score of 35 or better will get you on our digital leaderboard. No cheating!

“… Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge gust of wind lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of the basketball hoop-face to face with the pipe hole. I could barely see from the wind blowing my hair all around, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction…”
All you fans will understand. But for the rest of you, please make sure your toddlers only put our golf balls into the basketball hoop pipe. This one was a doozy to remove. With that said, hole 6 is back in business!