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Listen… I tried to get Logan to come.
He was busy.
At the bar.
As usual. 💀
Kid still had a great day though. His last day.
Nobody tells you this when you start out as a hero.
The parking is terrible. The hours are worse. And the pay? Don't even get me started.
The bad guys though? Reserved spots. Right up front. Every time.
So here we are Dallas. 😏💀
Average Fortnite Lobby 🤣
This is the 💩I deal with chat, follow me please.
Listen… I support ALL my Marvel colleagues. Even the ones brave enough to drop their entire show RIGHT after somebody made $1,200,000,000 at the box office. 💀
Daredevil Born Again is HERE and honestly? The audacity of Matt Murdock to follow THAT up is actually inspiring. The man is literally blind and still said "yeah I got next."
King behavior. Unhinged behavior. But king behavior. 🔴
Go watch the show Dallas. The man earned it. 😭🍿
Still the Goat 🐐 😎
03/19/2026
Hey Logan… I owe you an apology. 🙏
I should have NEVER made that wish in the Honda Odyssey. I thought it was gonna be cool! I thought it was gonna be FUN! I did NOT think it was going to result in THIS… gestures at entire situation 😤
But look on the bright side — we're still alive, we're still standing, and honestly? We clean up pretty good for two guys who just survived an interdimensional junkyard. ☠️
So from the bottom of my rapidly regenerating heart — I'm sorry buddy. Kind of. Mostly. Like 40%.
You're welcome for the adventure though. 🫡i.am.hugh.jackson — next time I AM driving. 🚐💨
03/18/2026
Hey Matt… MATT. PUT THE BILLY CLUBS DOWN. 🎂
I know you can't see this cake but I PROMISE you can smell it. It's chocolate. Your favorite. Don't ask me how I know that, I definitely didn't hack your Spotify and analyze your whole personality. 🎵
Listen, I know you're very busy brooding in alleyways and saving Hell's Kitchen and whatever it is you do at 2am in the rain — but TODAY we celebrate. Because today the REAL crime would be NOT acknowledging that the Devil of Hell's Kitchen has a birthday. ☠️🎉
Happy Birthday — the only man blind enough to be friends with me and dangerous enough that I actually showed up on time. 🎂🔴
Make a wish buddy. And maybe put the clubs down first. MAYBE. 😂
crashing your patrol since 2025. 🫡
03/18/2026
Hey Logan… I know you can smell a pint of Guinness from 47 miles away, so I KNOW you can smell the shamrocks. ☘️ Happy Saint Patrick's Day from The Void — the only place where two guys in spandex can stare each other down and somehow make it look THIS good. 🍀
Yeah, I'm talking to YOU reading this right now. Put down your green beer for two seconds and appreciate this masterpiece. We literally traveled through interdimensional purgatory to wish you a Happy St. Paddy's Day and THIS is the engagement we get?! 😤
Like. Comment. Share. Or I'm sending Wolverine to your house. And trust me… he's WAY grumpier before his morning coffee. ☘️🎉🍺
i.am.hugh.jackson — next year we're doing this in a Irish pub. Just saying. 🍻"
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THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON 🐉
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