Average Life Expectancy

Come thru 2 Haltom Theater 2nite!!! Cultburner had to drop so we are playing last now.

ALE PROXY NARCISSIST HOUND RANG AND OF COURSE LAUGHING MATTER 2024 THIS WILL SURELY BE OUR YEAR 🤠🔫🔫🔫🔫

THIS SATURDAY, AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY WILL DO THE UNTHINKABLE - - THEY WILL CROSS THE RED RIVER - - AND VENTURE NORTHWARD TO THE PARALLEL-UNIVERSE-DENTON KNOWN AS NORMAN, OKLAHOMA. THEY WILL JOIN IN THE REMEMBRANCE OF HOMIE haveIdid&knots AKA SANDY HORSELEGS AKA DOUG. MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY WILL TUCK IN THE SHIRTS OF EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE!! COME CORRECT TO THIS SHOW OR GET TUCKED!!