Cheerful Menace

Ryan Gosling wants to play Ghost Rider in the MCU

Wait, hold up. Who else is convinced that laundry is a sentient being that just multiplies when you're not looking?

I swear I just folded that mountain of clothes yesterday. Now, the hamper is overflowing again, and I'm staring at the washer like it's a black hole that just spits out more tasks. This is not 'adulting'; it's being a full-time, unpaid textile laborer. I am trapped in a prison made of cotton and synthetics. I need a support group. What piece of laundry are you currently pretending not to see? 🧺

Wednesday has got me right in the feels 🤣🤣

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."

— Captain Jack Sparrow

Unpopular opinion: I'm completely exhausted by everyone online telling me I need a "glow-up."

My life is not an aesthetic. I'm not looking for a four-week plan to achieve "maximum personal optimization." Sometimes I just want to exist in my sweatpants and eat microwave leftovers without feeling like I'm failing at being a functional human. The constant pressure to be better, do more, look amazing is the absolute worst. Can we normalize being perfectly, moderately okay? Or is it just me who wants to delete the word "hustle" forever? Let's hear your most anti-hustle rant.

Breaking News: D’Angelo, the acclaimed neo-soul singer who found fame in the 1990s and 2000s with a sensuous take on R&B, has died at 51. https://nyti.ms/4qb58BC

Don't p**s down my back and tell me it's raining.

from movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales"