Pat Highman

Tired of women not taking it as a compliment when I bust quick.

I am Venezuelan. All of this is true.

What’s for Sunday dinner? Im coming over. All of this is true.

🚨 I know how to fight. Been in plenty. Won every single time Don’t run your mouth to Pat Highman All of this is true. 🚨

Looking for someone to invite me for a Big Spaghetti Dinner on Christmas. Not interested in Honica.

Reminds me of

I’m more cold than it is out in them Skreetz. All of this is true.

I was the manager at RadioShack back in its heyday. All of this is true.

This is when I dressed up like a cowboy. All of this is true.

Looking for a new girlfriend. Must be a real girl and not trans.

I’ve never been on an island. I’ve never even taken a vacation day my entire life. All of this is true.

All of this is true