Dale's

This place really could be better. First off the location just freaks you out. It has a front door that looks like it should be for an apartment. After you find the door, (there's no sign or markings of a bar on the outside) someone has to let you in. Good luck getting someone to let you in because the doorbell, of course, is fu***ng broken. They take you up this long ass stairway that WREAKS of rets (dunno why they call them that) till you reach a fu***ng shady ass living room. It looks like someones fu***ng apartment! The one and only time i was there some guy was sitting on the couch with his shirt off. It took me a while to even know he was shirtless because his hair looked like he had a shirt on(it connected from the back and front of his body). Anyways, after you walk through the living room/waiting area you go down a long ass hallway. On the right is the bathroom. Do not go in there. I was told a kid named rick sits in the shower to watch girls p*e? Fu***ng weird as s**t. AFTER ALL OF THAT you get to the bar and I mean, then its a pretty normal bar scenario minus the table top is about 29 feet high. Try and order a beer, seriously try, because no one i think has successfully. A kid name Doug claims to be the bartender but all he does is go from s**tty song to s**tty song without letting them play through. Someone should get his bald ass fired. The owner i think is a guy names Jake? or Jay or JT or Thomas? His name fu***ng changes every day. Yeah watch out for that kid, if you have a va**na he will try and f**k it. Overall I'd give this bar a 4/5.

Frog petting zoo at dale's

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TOM FORD and smith are supposedly making a Dales appearance. Only the night will tell.

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