Heinous Acres

My mealworms bring all the hens to the yard.

Genuine Heinous Acres organic eggs, $1 each at our gift shop. Free if thrown at your car by a member of our staff.

We bought a new farm truck down here at Heinous Acres.

Bockingham Palace is finally getting some tenants this week. Look for genuine Heinous Acres Farms eggs at your less reputable grocery stores and bodegas.

Visitors to our new Drive Through Deer Safari are warned to stay in their cars for the duration of the route.