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Breaking: Both Merilla and Bigfoot spotted at Caddo Lake. Witnesses describe them as “weirdly friendly” and “accepting Venmo.”
Merch was traded, sightings were confirmed, and cult membership may or may not have doubled.
Stay alert. Stay weird. Stay Merilla.
09/03/2025
As the sun dropped behind Boxley Valley, elk bugled across the fields — but something else answered. Campers swore they saw a massive silhouette rise from the Buffalo River, chest fur dripping, tail gleaming. Merilla beat his chest in perfect rhythm with the elk calls, like nature’s weirdest drumline. One tourist claimed he even took a bow before diving back into the glowing current.
08/29/2025
Sighting Report – Longview, TX
Eyewitnesses claim Merilla was spotted cruising through town in a slammed 1966 Chevy service truck with Merilla Electric splashed across the door.
• One witness swore they saw him behind the wheel, radio blasting “Electric Avenue” ….a little too loud.
• Another reported he was knee-deep in someone’s electrical panel, carefully separating neutrals — no charge, just because he likes things organized.
• A third insists they saw him juggle a pair of wire st*****rs, flash a wink, and disappear before anyone could grab a photo.
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08/21/2025
Late one night, a fisherman swore he saw a massive shape wading through the cypress knees. Thinking it was a gator, he grabbed his spotlight — only to catch Merilla, chest-deep in the lake, doing what looked suspiciously like a cannonball warm-up. The creature locked eyes with him, raised a hairy finger to its lips, and then belly-flopped so hard the boat nearly capsized. Ever since, that fisherman refuses to go out on Caddo without a raincoat — says it’s the only way to survive Merilla’s splash zone.
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08/20/2025
Introducing Plate XXVIII: the first official Naturalist Field Plate of Merilla 🧾✨
Once thought to be myth, Merilla has now been cataloged under the family Rivermythidae and genus Merillus. Specimens exhibit gorilla-like strength, a shimmering mer-tail, and a suspicious interest in rewiring electrical poles. Merilla Electric
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The cards have spoken… and they say you need this shirt. 🃏✨ Channel cryptid energy with the Merilla Tarot Tee—where fortune telling meets fur, fins, and freaky fashion. Merilla Lives
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06/19/2025
Meet Merilla, the legendary cryptid born of lightning and raised by the river. Half gorilla, half mermaid—he brings peace, laughter, and weirdness. 🌀 Get the full story behind the myth at merillalives.com/whoismerilla
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