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Xi Throws the Punch. Trump Thanks Biden for Taking It.

Chinese President Xi Jinping sat across from Donald Trump and delivered what sounded like a classic superpower taunt:

America is declining.

A pretty brutal thing to say directly to the face of U.S. president.

Most leaders would hear that and think:
“Hold on, are you insulting my country?”

Trump apparently heard it and thought:
“Perfect. Another thing to blame Biden for.”

Instead of defending America’s global standing, Trump reportedly spun Xi’s comment into a partisan talking point — as if the president of China had flown in just to help write Republican campaign ads.

Xi was making a geopolitical statement.
Trump responded like he was guest-hosting cable news.

That’s what makes the whole exchange so absurd.

Imagine sitting in front of the leader of America’s biggest rival while he casually suggests the United States is losing power… and your first instinct is not to challenge him, but to clarify that the decline belongs to the other guy.

Xi basically said:
“Your empire is fading.”

And Trump’s response was:
“True, but only during Biden’s term.”

Incredible diplomacy.

The whole moment had the energy of a student getting publicly insulted in class and immediately replying:
“Yeah well, the substitute teacher started it.”

Xi looked like a man projecting confidence about China’s rise.
Trump looked like a man desperately trying to redirect the humiliation before his supporters noticed he’d nodded along to the insult.

Nothing says “America First” quite like agreeing with China’s criticism of America — provided you can somehow pin it on Joe Biden before the cameras stop rolling.

BREAKING: CRINGE. Dejected, low-energy Trump embarrasses himself with rambles about Chinese restaurants and brings up VERY uncomfortable history in address to Xi Jinping at a state banquet!

Donald Trump and a cabal of tech billionaires flew to China to pay homage to the world’s new reigning superpower, and the president was seriously struggling to find something nice to say about China beyond his usual empty platitudes.

“Chinese workers helped lay the railroad tracks that connected our Atlantic coast to the Pacific!” said Trump, forgetting or possibly not even knowing that these Chinese workers were horrendously mistreated and massacred in pogroms by White Americans, fueled by the same racist anti-immigrant rhetoric that Donald Trump now employs against Latino, Arabic, and African immigrants.

Trump then celebrated how “Chinese restaurants in America today outnumber the five largest fast-food chains in the United States, all combined! That’s a pretty big statement!”

He hit the rare double doozy doodoo with this statement, highlighting the dominance of Chinese culture in American cuisine while also disrespecting the Chinese government, who he feels should be proud that the Americanized corn syrup slop that Americans think of as “Chinese food” but would be barely recognizable to an actual Chinese person is so prominent.

It’s true there’s not a lot to work with here, as successive American governments have obsessively treated China as an adversary to be countered in order to justify the never-ending torrent of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of the military-industrial complex.

But there HAD to be something else he could bring up, right?

Like what about Chinese-American Olympic stars Eileen Gu and Alysa Liu? Oh, wait, they’re liberals, can’t talk about them!

But don’t worry, we’re sure that these minor gaffes will be waved off by the Chinese. After all, Trump has already given the the greatest gift they could ever ask for – the dismantlement of America’s empire, the abdication of global hegemony, and the complete and utter humiliation of the United States in front of the entire world.