Positive Chaos

HEYOOOO the Battle Bros Events Space Coast are putting on the Burger Battle and we're playing it again!

May 16th at Wickham Park!

We hit the stage at 3:30 but the party rips from noon to 9. I plan to be smashing a bunch of burgs and brews after the set if you just wanna hang with some old pals.

Also, here's a throwback picture of the time I caught 4 consecutive jello shot cups from Mikey D. Might be the most athletic feat I've ever performed on stage...

A little Easter Sunday wisdom for y'all:

There's an old adage that says "A watched pot will never boil" that's not true, it eventually will but it will feel like it takes forever.

A pot with no fire under it will not boil. This isn't a metaphor. If you want to eat that pasta tonight, turn the stove on.

Bout to f**k around and bankrupt my entire generation, whatchu up to?

We have all the occasional identity crisis, but I don't think I've ever been "LinkedIn now offering games" bad.