Critical Computer LLC

In an attempt to create more separation between Brian’s ‘work-life’ and the rumored to exist ‘not-work-life’, we’ve created a new phone number for the business: 612-367-6840. You can call, text, or leave messages at this number. The response time will be the same as before.

As long as you’re here, let’s recap some of our frequently asked questions.

I got an invoice from [email protected]… is that you? Yes. We send our invoices out electronically using that email address

Can I refer you to a friend/another business who needs your help? No. We are not accepting any new customers at this time, nor any time in the foreseeable future.

Do you do electronic-parts level repairs? No. We’d just replace the component with a new one. It’s not cost effective to invest time into a replaceable component.

I’m a salesperson and I want to sell you something. How do I get in touch. You don’t. We don’t need anything… except Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Buckle up for safety, XTANK server!

Don't feel bad. I didn't know either until I looked it up.

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This is that post I told you to read if you wanted to know my position on Windows 11.

To 11 or Not to 11, That is the Question – Critical Computer To 11 or Not to 11, That is the Question Brian Hayes Posted on December 13, 2021 Posted in Uncategorized Windows 11 looks so pretty Windows 10 users are certainly aware that Windows 11 is ‘out’. Microsoft, in their infinite generosity, have made it easy and convenient to upgrade to the new versi...

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