Rides & Rants

Shout out to the drunk couple screaming at each other… who thought they were getting in my car with him in sweat shorts and nothing else… 😌 no shoes, no shirt, no service. byeeee.
🚙🐻✌️

Today’s passengers included:

• a woman who put in the wrong destination, refused to update it to where she actually wanted to go…
→ then threw a tantrum when I ended the ride exactly where she booked it…
→ couldn’t update the destination…
but had no problem finding the 1-star button 🫠

• a woman with four kids (five passengers total)
→ in the smallest/cheapest ride category that caps at four… and at least two needed car seats 🙃

• alley pickup pin guy
→ set his pin behind the house, so I went… behind the house…
then threw a tantrum because I wasn’t out front 🤦‍♂️

• 20th floor caller 📞
→ yelling at me while I sat at the curb waiting because she apparently didn’t like the spot I was idling waiting for her to grace me with her presence 20 minutes after she booked the ride… 🙄

• a morning block where I accepted 7 rides but onlycompleted 2 😌
→ the other 5 made it very clear before the door even opened
they were not getting in my car 🚗💨

• a blind passenger at the airport
→ started the ride convinced I was going to steal her luggage
→ ended it asking me to drive her everywhere
because I narrated the whole ride so she felt safe ❤️

• half a dozen near-accidents on the freeway 🛣️
→ courtesy of other rideshare drivers with no business being behind the wheel of anything.

and one college kid
who tipped $20 cash
to go a quarter mile. 🫡

he understood the assignment.

Happy “everyone is on Coco Bear’s last nerve” day
to all who celebrate. 😌

spicy margs pending. 🍹

Adding a stop the INSTANT I start the trip
is absolutely a tactic…
but if you think I’m sitting in a Cub Foods parking lot
while you grocery shop — somebody done told you wrong. 🚙💨✌️

We have officially reached that time of day where the app wants me to drive over 30 minutes with multiple stops for $7 🤡😬🫠

Starting my day at 2AM hits different.
Already blasting something called HotBoi 🤷‍♂️at full volume.
The request lines are open… apparently. 🚙💨😬

Her first Rideshare ever…
and she was terrified. 😭

You’re doing great, sweetie. 🚗✨

Back-2-Back Karens wanting ALL the things means this is a good stopping point for today. 🚙💨👋

He started crying. Now I’m crying.
Suddenly it’s just
three grown a$s men crying in a Palisade.
😭🚗💨

Just helped a woman repossess her own car…
after her man broke up with her
over text last night.
🚙💨💅

Shout out to the 13 year-old using her parent’s Teen Account to upgrade to Comfort… to skip school.

This girl is going places.

Why is it always the most pretentious entitled passengers who don’t realize they entered the wrong destination…

until we get there. 🤷‍♂️🚙⏳

It’s called a baby seat…
because you put your baby in it. 👶

And yes — it’s required to ride with Coco Bear. 🚗