Sh*tSandwhich

You don't have "haters." You have 400 followers and a check engine light that's been on since 2023. Relax.

Why is it socially acceptable to be racist against white people?

Sucking on a fruit-flavored USB stick doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like a Subaru owner.

Modern country music is just R&B for people who are afraid of seasoning.

Bad Bunny makes music for people who eat crayons

p***y got the grip of a prehistoric tar pit

They're switching Scott and Bayou Street to two-way traffic this week. As if people in Mobile didn't already drive like they were blindfolded.

Call me Timmy Turner cause it's fairly fkn odd how I get treated around here

Quit posting your kids, post your ass like you used too 🙄