The Grumpy Mustache

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 🚨

A busload of Ohio State fans somehow found their way into The Grumpy Mustache today.

We're not sure if they missed a turn... or just followed the smell of good food because they can't find any championships to celebrate lately. 😏

They showed up wearing scarlet, sporting Buckeye pride, and trying to convince everyone that THIS is their year.

Bless their hearts.

The Michigan–Ohio State rivalry has been going strong since 1897, and while we'll happily feed Buckeyes, we'll never promise to agree with their life choices.

Fortunately, our burgers don't discriminate... even if we do. 🍔😂

Thanks for making the trip all the way from Ohio! We hope you enjoyed your meal!

Safe travels home... and remember:
You can leave the Buckeye gear behind if you want. We won't tell anyone. 😉🍻

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy.

👀📚🍔 WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT...

Some restaurants get health inspections.
Some restaurants get parking tickets.
Some restaurants get complaints because the fries touched the coleslaw.

The Grumpy Mustache got featured in a dang book. 😎

Join us Saturday, June 20th from 7-9 PM as we celebrate the release of The Best of Them by Kelly Capriotti Burton — a book featuring local businesses, stories, and somehow... us. 🤷‍♂️

🎶 Live music by The Salty Lips
📖 Books available for purchase
✍️ Author signing & meet-and-greet
🍔 Special book-inspired food & drink menu
🏖️ Beach-town vibes, questionable management, and good food.

We're not saying we're famous now.....but if you need us, we'll be practicing our autograph. ✍️😏

📚 Leave a book emoji in the comments if you're coming! We'd love to see who we're hanging out with Saturday night.

📚🍻🏖️😎