Adults Against Racist Babies

A disturbing cult exclusively for the White wealthy elite was recently discovered in the Catskill mountains. Thought to be rooted in the teachings of Ku Klux clan, this racist group seeks to elevate the White race through the process of centauring.

An unidentified source reported that the society was formed directly in response to the Black lives matter movement as a way to further the White lives matter agenda. The cult claims that as a result of Black lives matter, the White race has been suffering from marginalization. The group specifically denounces society's efforts to promote racial equality as a racial crime against privileged Whites. The cult seeks to elevate the White race to a superior level of diversity by creating a race of centaurs through a complex process called "merging." Fearful of a racial war, the government and media have neglected to inform the public of this dangerous cult.

Recent information leaked by former centaur disciple, Tiger Woods, indicated that creating a centaur is a rigorous month- long immersive process in which the Centee spiritually connects with the horse by merging their body and soul to the horse. Each day is spent connecting the Centee's soul with the horse through meditation, talk therapy, and team building exercises. The Centee is then attached to a new area of the horse's body each day for 8 hours to facilitate the physical bonding requirement. Centees finally progress to errotic n**e bonding in a state of the art private stable equipped with a mini bar, snacks, and live music.

Even more troublesome are claims that the cult has been stealing babies to aid in their construction of a new race. Baby theft has been reported at multiple suburban TGI Fridays, Lu Lu lemon, and professional hockey games thus far. Experts have advised that White people tan or paint their babies when going in public to protect them from these vicious criminals.

Help protect White babies everywhere by sharing this information and shedding light on this hate group. Knowledge is power.

Is your baby transracial? Does your baby identify with a different race than they were born with? Acceptance and support are key in the fight against racism in transracial babies. Take the first step and assess your baby's racial choice. Helpful questions are below. Naturalistic observation is also recommended. If you believe your baby identifies as white, place them in a whole foods store and observe their accumulation of items such as flaxseed and tofu. If your baby identifies as black, toss them in a pool and observe. Help your baby by helping them to embrace their true race as early as possible in order to prevent racism against their assigned race.

https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=how-black-are-you

https://www.gotoquiz.com/how_white_are_you_quiz

How Black Are You to see how black you are. To see what color skin tone you are.

Teach your baby to see color this holiday season and give the gift of art. Pictured below: "Entrepierna de Fuego"

Research suggests that lower intelligence is directly related to racism. The following are suggestions based on empirical findings:

1. Before making babies, it is crucial that we ask ourselves, "Am I stupid? Is my partner stupid?" If the answer to either of those questions is yes, you may want to consider abstinence. Intelligence has a strong genetic component, and you may be directly responsible for creating a racist baby.
2. If you or your partner are stupid and you have already made a baby, it is wise to invest in a comprehensive evaluation of your baby's intelligence. If your baby is indeed stupid, it is your responsibility to provide necessary intervention. If you feel you are incapable of mitigating the effects of your baby's stupidity with appropriate interventions or you yourself have been deemed stupid, it may be beneficial to put your baby up for adoption.


http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/were-only-human/is-racism-just-a-form-of-stupidity.html

Is Racism Just a Form of Stupidity? - Association for Psychological Science I think that a lot of us are shying away from an obvious truth, that the kind of blatant racial prejudice we are witnessing in Ferguson, Missouri, has everything to do with stupidity.