STORY BY J CLARK

Rappa(er) Named
DikkHead💯

Comedy screen play
Written by Jamal Clark

Brodcaster:

Good morning everybody it's ya boi
Fre$h N Funky Ben and i got a special treat for all yall out there tuned in today
Here with me right now i have hip hops
Most gangsterest mr. Never been shot
But not afraid to pass out a few bullets
Multi platinum Recording artist
Beat ya meat and rub ya coochies for
Rappa Named
Dikkhead💯.

FFBen:

Whats up my brother from another mother fu**er?

Dikkhead💯:

That's funny you say mother fu**er

FFBen:

Oh yea and why is that?

Dikkhead💯:

Cause i just fu**ed somebody's mother

(Both laughing)

FFBen:

So let's talk about the new album
And its amaizing tracklist/

Dikkhead💯:

Let's get it

FFBEN:

For those who don't know the album title
It is called ?

Dikkhead💯:

Self taught

FFBEN:

I F*X WIT IT LIKE A TWINKY ON THE REGULAR/
AND REASON BEHIND THAT TITLE?

Dikkhead💯:

It's a fact i tought myself everything i know today/
I aint never have nobody teach me how 2 put a rubber on my rocket
Nobody ever taught me my abc 123
And nobody damn sure aint teach me how to order my Pizza who removed the crust that was me I did that!

THE S*X KING
script by J.Clark

Plot

Travel through the mind of a freak.
This is the story of 17 year old rodney H. Peterson also known by his closets friends as "skillz".
Growing up in Newark nj he picked up a few bad habits off the streets that his family did not allow in their home.
He ends up dropping out of school to sale drugs and getting high on his own supply. Rodney gets into some trouble with the law
when he is released falls for a stripper named candy she introduces him to the business andn rodney uses his private parts to show his skills becoming a star.

Opening scene

Rain is coming down hard .

(Mothers voice)

My son
My baby boy,

(Rocking back and farth in chair)

Door opens slowly

Sister:

Ma im hungry what we gonna eat.

Mother:

shhh.
im going out right now baby i want you watch after your little brother while im gone you here me?

Sister:

Yes ma'am.

Mother takes one more look at her babies before leaving the apartment then shuts the door.

Sister holding the baby.

(Sister's voice)

Shh.
Hey rodney its tina
Can you say tina.

Mother walking into the store

Store owner: Hey debra how's the baby?

Mother: oh hey he's doing fine i just came to grab a few things.

Store owner: oh ok take your time your like family.

Mother: Thank you.

(Door opens)

Mask Gun man :
ok you already know what this is bitch
Empty the droor.

Mother covers her mouth quickly and hides in the aisle.

Store owner reaches for shot gun but the mask theif lets off before she could aim.
The owner of the store is shot twice one in the neck and another in the chest.
The mask theif hops the counter shoots store camera
then shoots cash droor empties it
the mother is trembling with fear trying to keep quiet.
Theif steals some liquor comes across the mother slowly points the gun at her.

The mother: No lord jesus please i have a family.

Police sirens get closer.

Mask gun man: you lucky

He runs off.

Scene 1-dead beat

(Knocking at door)

Mother:

(Opens door)

A man is standing on the porch holding flowers in one hand roses to be specific/

Man: Debra baby i want you back.

(It's her ex husband and the father of her children.)
The woman folds her arms and looks away in disgust/

Mother:

Your not welcome here rodney.

The man then lowers his head and when he lifts it back up his son and daugter are standing there/

Father:

Hey boy you know who i am?

The boy shakes his head no /
Before the man could even answer he's stopped by the mother/

Mother:

You need to leave now (she yells)

The man drops the flowers and leaves /
Car door slams and drives off/

Tina:
Mama who was that man?

Mother:

Nobody baby /

(Rodney Speaking)

\And that was the first and last time that i saw my old man/

Scene 2-Sinda

I was 13 and my best friend was the girl next door /
Her name was lusinda she was the first girl I crushed over/
I may have only been a kid but my mind was definitely directed in the gutter/

Tina:

Rodney! Mama said dinner almost ready!

Rodney is outside playing catch with his friends when he see Lusinda. Sitting on her porch so he tosses the ball to his friends then walks over to sit and talk with sinda/

Rodney:

Hey sinda .

Sinda: Hey

(She looks bothered)

Rodney:

Whats wrong?

She turns to rodney and says/

Sinda:

My parents are ...weyre moving

Tears run down her face
Rodney wipes them then pulls her close for comfort/

(Rodney Speaking )

Our folks call it puppy love i say it's the real thing/

Tina:

Rodney dinner time!

(Speaking)

First my father and now sinda /

Scene 3-Young man

High school was easy access to the hotties
Followed by Other things/

Rodney walks into the boys bathroom and these two boy are smoking pot/

Boy #1-Ay man what u looking at?

Boy #2-you wanna take a hit?

Rodney-uh nah

Boy #1-c'mon stupid its on w**d/

Boy #2-yea it'll make u a man/

Boy #1-you are a man arnt you fa**ot!

Pushes rodney to the floor and runs out the bathroom/
The two boys begin to laugh hysterically/

(Rodney Speaking)

Pear preasure was a mother fu**er/
But i must admit it sure has its perks/

Rodney is at a house party with his friends it was thrown by kandise brooks
Her parents were away on anniversary so she decided to invite all her friends to her crib they brought alcohol w**d short skirts she was popular and s*xy/

Kandise:

Hey rodney wusup?

Troy:

Sup kandise baby?

(Grabs her waist)

Kandise:

Fool is your name rodney?

(Sucks teeth and mushed his head)

Rodney:

Ha haha!

She grabs rodney by hand and takes him
To her bedroom/

(Hip hop music blasting)

Boy #1: Oh s**t

Boy #2: My man you got played haha

Troy:

Man what ever fetch me a beer/

(Rodney speaking)

I had no idea how this happened but i think it had something to do with kandise being a little intoxicated

Wusup you wanted to talk?

Kandise:

Shhh.( she lifts his shirt starts to unbuckle his pants pulls his Dick out and starts sucking)

Rodney:

Oh s**t

They leave the room when they were done/
All of a sudden police are banging at the door/
The music is turned down Kandise walks to answer the door/

Cop #1:

Hello young lady i got complaints of loud music?

Kandise:

No officer just a bunch of regular teens doing regular s**t on a regular friday night/

Cop #2:

Excuse me sweetheart?
(Leans in smells alcohol)
Are you drunk?

Rodney:

Oh s**t/

Boy #1:

F**k off pig!
(Pulls out 🔫 gun and end up shooting kandise the whole party panics and scatter the cops rush the boy
I'm in shock my heart feels like its about to jump right out of my chest
Ambulance rush her to the hospital
I ended up riding with her so she didnt have to be alone the bad news is she didnt make it/