Freak Eating

You can win $500 if you take down Big Mama's & Papa's Pizzeria's newest food challenge in time. Billed as the World's Biggest Slice, you have 15 minutes to finish for eternal glory. Are you up for the task?

The biggest Calzone in the California High Desert will only be found at Valentino's Pizzeria in Hesperia. It uses the same amount of dough as a 28" pizza and features a hefty amount of toppings. Would you want to feature this at your next party?

We left humanity and culture behind. Ordinary food vessels no longer suffice and we must resort to gardening equipment to test our limits. Will this madness ever end?