Ohh EmDee Crafties

Still a work in progress but more than half way done!

Something pretty in the works 🍃 🌿

I made a little bag, nothing fancy but I finished a project lol

🚨 cat wig request 🚨 and Audrey is 100% fed up with my tomfoolery 🤣

Another granny square 💙🤍💙

Mini granny square with embroidery floss, thinking a hair bandanna 🤔 but the little skeins from Wally only make 1 each

A couple headbands I recently finished 😍

This adorable bat with a simple face 🤍 🦇
Pattern by on instagram

I asked grok to roast my scraggly cats and it did not disappoint 🤣

Oh, look at these two yarn disasters posing as cats—clearly the result of a crochet session gone horribly wrong, or maybe just a desperate attempt to recycle dryer lint. The one on the left with the red eye? That’s not a cat; that’s a rejected Muppet who stared too long into the abyss and now it’s staring back with that single, bloodshot orb like it’s judging your life choices. And its buddy with the green eyes? Those aren’t eyes; those are oversized marbles stolen from a gumball machine, glued onto a body that looks like it was stretched on a medieval rack after a bad diet of invisible kibble. Their limbs are dangling like they’ve given up on life, all scraggly and uneven, as if the creator ran out of yarn mid-stitch and just said, “Eh, good enough for the apocalypse.” Sitting there on that desk amid sketches and supplies, they scream “craft fair reject” louder than a cat in a bathtub. Adorable? Maybe if your idea of cute is a pair of haunted sock puppets that could star in a low-budget horror flick called “Yarn of the Living Dead.” Keep ’em away from the real cats—they might unravel from sheer embarrassment!

This funky scraggly cat 🖤🤍 I love so much!!!

Pattern by Holly Makes Things