The Angry Beaver

The Mariners take on the Rays today at 4:10 PM… and yes, we know. It’s been one of those stretches where scoring runs has felt about as easy as finding parking in Seattle for under $20.

Luckily, the World Cup has completely hijacked everyone’s attention, so the Mariners have been able to quietly regroup while half the city is arguing about offside rules they learned three days ago.

But today? We’re doing both.

Grab a cold beer, a burger, some wings, and cheer for the M’s like they can actually hear you through the TV. If they score early, we’ll celebrate. If they don’t… we’ll just order another round and blame the baseball gods.

The Angry Beaver is the place to be.

First pitch: 4:10 PM
Cold drinks.
Great food.
Plenty of TVs.
Zero judgment if you’re wearing a soccer jersey while watching baseball.

Go Mariners

BELGIUM ⚽️🇧🇪 vs USA 🇺🇸⚽️
AT THE ANGRY BEAVER!

Since tickets to the actual World Cup are now apparently the same price as a down payment on a house, your best option is simple:

Come to The Angry Beaver, yell at the TV for free, and spend your mortgage money on beer like a responsible adult.

Belgium 🇧🇪 vs 🇺🇸 USA
🚪 Doors open at 4pm
⚽ Kickoff at 5pm

This is knockout soccer, which means 90 minutes of hope, panic, bad referee opinions, and everyone suddenly becoming a tactical genius after two beers.

Get here early if you want a seat, because once the place fills up, you’ll be standing like you’re in economy class on a Spirit Airlines flight to freedom.

Wear red, white, and blue.
Bring your loudest voice.
And prepare to scream “SHOOT!” at professional athletes who definitely cannot hear you.

LET’S PACK THE BEAVER.

🇺🇸 U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 🇺🇸