Jonathan van Halem Comedy
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New York City's best and only stand-up comedian
“people are going to build you up, because when you’re great and new, we love you.” - matt damon, air (2023)
03/24/2026
the WICKEDLY talented, strawberry banke 😌
i will be headlining comedy in the lounge at on Friday, April 3rd. last time i was in town, it sold out. looks like that could happen again. come through for some seacoast AND non-seacoast related comedy, and tell me a better place to get lunch than chauncey’s creek (which was cute, but time to try something new)
03/23/2026
on april 18th i headline . let me know if you have any questions that i didn’t answer
03/11/2026
Lehigh Valley - i am performing at on saturday, march 21st. is opening. if you take issue with either of these jokes, feel free to express it to me directly
yo yo ma’s COUSIN, little nepotis 😌
mcdonald’s > subway. don’t agree? fight me at any of these locations:
3/12 Comedy Catch Chattanooga
3/20 Soul Joel’s (Pottstown, PA)
3/21 Steelstacks (Bethlehem, PA)
3/26 The Funny Bone (Syracuse, NY)
tickies in bio
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hot gossip is back, baby 😎tonight at , 8pm. ticket link in bio, don’t miss it.
i went to hebrew school with a jeffrey epstein
let’s go mets baby LETS GO METS opening day is just around the corner 😎 ⚾️
who's YOUR nepo baby?
March headlining dates
3/12 Chattanooga, TN
3/20 Pottstown, PA
3/21 Bethlehem, PA
3/26 Syracuse, NY
02/16/2026
Portland, Portland, i am coming to you Portland. I am headlining this Friday 😎 i can’t wait to eat an expensive donut and try to see a whale
02/14/2026
seattle, i’m coming to city on thursday to perform stand up comedy at and i expect you welcome me with open arms 🇺🇸
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