Corey Mann Comedy

Summer comedy shows

I’m working on a theory that Door Dashers are doubling as government agency surveillance.

They know more about us than our own doctors.

“Agent “Steve” in 2006 Honda Accord please report?”

“Subject is home alone, (again) Friday night. Ordered wings AND banana split. Morale remains…..low.”

I’m considering starting a pickleball “hobbit” themed team. Top 5 names to consider….
1. Lord of the D***s
2. Fellowship of the Kitchen
3. One Does Not Simply Walk into the Kitchen
4. The Mid-Court Nazgûl
5. Second Breakfast Club

United Way event.

Great weekend with Funny Pharm, Mickey Bell, and the Mitchell’s

Being a fan this season of the Chicago Cubs is like riding a roller coaster...
Except roller coasters are required to have safety inspections.

I've reached the acceptance stage.
Not acceptance of the loss... acceptance that more losses are coming, its ONLY JUNE!

Cubs had one of the worst losses Friday afternoon.
The good news? They immediately started working on an even worse one probably for today.

I asked my friend the therapist about my sports anxiety.
He said, "Maybe stop watching." Clearly she doesn't understand loyalty.

The team store should sell emotional support dogs.
They'd outsell PCA jersey by a mile right now.

Boog keep saying, "There's still time."
I've learned that's sports-language for "Things are about to get much worse."

Just kidding, I love the Cubs.

Come see me and Mickey Bell tonight at the Funny Pharm Comedy Club ticket details in the comments.

Go Cubs.

Mickey Bell at the Funny Pharm Comedy Club - one more show Saturday night in Goshen.
You should totally come and bring a friend.

This weekend! Ticket details in the comments