I was told my toothbrush was nasty in 2018.
I was also told: “We don’t want to see your hair on your hairbrush, your dirty laundry, your family pictures, your food in the pantry, your dirty cup in the sink: That’s nasty.”
That flight attendant said Crash Pads are not rooms for rent.
They are clean, and the people in them like to have privacy.. or as much as they could get given they were usually packed like sardines.
In 2019 those comments still rung in my ears. So here in 2020 you have it: a clean place where Flight Attendants shouldn’t have to deal with other people... including each other.
SO I devised a plan: a space that would make sardines envy!
Sturdy beds built like houses out of real lumber! With curtains for private lounging, individual lights, charging sockets so there’s no wandering around for a precious charge.
Climbing in to the top bunk: only steps to reach your spacious private cabin!
The Kitchen with a keurig, a french press, a 12 cup coffee machine and an italian expresso machine.. because morning fuel is important to all who fly.
There are enough wine glasses for everyone! Or use the electric kettle if that’s your cup of tea. Stevia packets available and hot cocoa!
The dining area with enough space to not have to look at anyone while you eat!
Including a cafe lounge area to sip your tea. Or make some fresh popcorn from the hot air popcorn machine!
There’s plastic containers for separate pantry groceries and plastic tubs for the fridge items.
And of course.. what I wanted the most was to offer a restroom with clean towels and a hair dryer...
Clean shower, restroom floor, and of course.. a stain free toilet!
They were all dreams..
I had a dream for you, it’s what you said you wanted. I need to show it to you, won’t you pass by?
And by the way: I don’t live there. So you’ll never see my toothbrush.