Tales From Public Transit
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Hi! My name is Colin and I ride 2 hours on public transit to and from my job. I see a lot of crazy things. Here's a place to put all my stories.
"MY NAME IS JAH, SAW SAW SAW SAW, MY NAME IS JAH, SAW SAW SAW SAW" is a hit new song from the guy in the back of the bus that'll blow your f**king mind!
Today at the bus stop I was treated to a delightful fifteen minute seminar on the keys to success and the steps to take for complete happiness. Once the speaker had finished he proceeded to walk to the Circle K behind us and threatened violence on someone. Truly an inspiration!
"Everything smells weird if you're not used to it."
No man, it's just you
The smell of old spilled beer on this bus reminds me for some reason of the water in the splash mountain ride at Disneyland. Take from that what you will.
So, during the winter there is an increased number of elderly people riding the light rail. Pointing at landmarks and giving each other generally wrong information about the landmarks. I'm pretty sure they're called snowbirds.
Anyway it rained twice the other day and that was enough to bring them out in the middle of August.
"Bruce it's finally raining in Phoenix, get me a plane ticket!"
"Hold your horses Myrtle. Let's take the RV"
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