RED ROAN RANCH

This is sooooo true.....

Things I wish I could explain to my pigs, cows & goats......

🐷🐮🐐Absolutely no part of my body contains anything of nutritional value for you. Not even my hair. Shocking, I know.

💩If you p**p in your water trough, congratulations, there is now p**p in your water trough.

🐷🐮🐐Please just keep track of how many babies you plop out, and love them all equally.

🐷🐮🐐In order to give you the grain, I must be allowed to access the feeder. Trip me and maybe I'll no long feel like giving you the grain.

🐷🐮🐐Please Farrow, kid, calf within normal business hours. No ninja birthing in the bush in the middle of the night.

🐷🐮🐐No amount of screaming will make me pour grain out faster.😱

🐷🐮🐐The weeds on the other side of the fence are identical to the weeds conveniently located IN YOUR OWN PEN!🌱

🐷🐮🐐Just because you CAN 💩 on everything doesn't mean you SHOULD

🐷🐮🐐That aussie dog who will give their life to protect you and your babies, yet puts u up at night... Could you please refrain from headbutting her while she is minding her own business!

Our new addition being welcomed to REDROANRANCH!!