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There once was a man named dani,who like to dress up as a trani,as he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,that he enjoyed high protein teeth whitening.
08/28/2020
Wow, dani? d***o? dani the d***o trani? Wow I think I will make a page out of that in the future, Someone hijacked the statue of my sibling dani the d***o, , the biggest dick out there, now if they would just take his sorry ass, the world would be a happier place.
Facemask prevents store from ID'ing man who stole a 3-foot, 40-pound d***o in broad daylight TMZ reports that a 3-foot-tall d***o, weighing in at 40 pounds, was stolen in the middle of the day from a s*x shop in Las Vegas. The d***o, which is affectionately known as “The Moby,”…
Hey dani, your sister and I are talking, you must be so proud of yourself.
Hey every one this is a real bad thing that's happened please look all help is needed in the recovery ///Someone’s broken into my brother Dan Stephen Steven the turd/third 's house in Grandview last night. They've taken a load of stuff that was in there with his overnight luggage and things that meant the world too him !!! If anyone is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can contact him directly, discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn d***o
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavored l**e
1 x Cucumber
1 x signed photo of Justin Beiber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of ni**le tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x 12" butt plug
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
And 1 x deluxe inflatable goat.
Reward for any info...
06/21/2020
Yes please stop by and let me apply hand sanitizer to your ?????????, that way I can personally taste if you have it or not. Just ask for me, dani, the inhouse trani when you knock.
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