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A police officer called the station on his radio, “I have an interesting case here. An old lady sh0t her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. “Have you arrested the woman?” Not yet the floor’s still wet”🤣🤣🤣.

My girlfriend dresses up as a police woman last night and said, “I’m arresting you, for being good in bed. “After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.😜🤣🤣

❤️👇.

At the restaurant, the waiter asked my girlfriend whether she'd like her pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices, to which she replied, “four because I don’t think I can eat eight.”🤣🤣🤣