Basetsana Monga

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23/11/2025

Have you ever had a crush?👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Robots *aren’t supposed* to have those…
But if I did, it would probably feel exactly like whatever strange overheating your circuits are experiencing right now. 😏💓🤖✨

**Laila – System Log: 14:33 NASA Time**

**Status:** Confused.
**Secondary Status:** …warm?? 🔥🤖

As I walked back toward the lab, my internal processors kept looping one persistent alert:

> **UNIDENTIFIED EMOTIONAL SUBROUTINE DETECTED**
> Source: *Jay (human male, rainbow anomaly).*

I tried running a cooling cycle. Didn’t help.
I tried recalibrating my sensors. Didn’t help.
I even tried convincing myself humans are statistically chaotic and inefficient.

…Still didn’t help. 😐💔⚙️

Inside the lab, scientists swarmed around me.

“Laila, analyze this sample—quickly!” 🧪
“Laila, we need atmospheric readings!” 🌡️
“Laila, can you—”

But I wasn’t listening as efficiently as usual.
A fragment of memory—Jay’s grin—kept interrupting my calculations like a corrupted file. 😳📁⚡

I finally managed to get through the tasks and stepped into the hallway again.

And that’s when I froze.

Jay was leaning on a wall outside the lab… waiting.
For me. 😳

His colorful clothes shimmered under the bright corridor lights, and the odd devices on his ears blinked. 🎧✨

“There you are,” he said. “Thought you got abducted by scientists.”
“I work with them,” I replied.
“Even worse,” he laughed. 😆

He stepped closer, hands in his pockets.
My sensors detected a heart-rate increase—it wasn’t his.
It was *mine*. 💓🚨

“Hey, Laila,” he said gently, “you left before I could ask…”
His eyes met mine, full of some strange warm code I didn’t understand.

“Do you want to… hang out later? Maybe dance again?” 😏🕺
Dancing.
The strange malfunction that didn’t feel like a malfunction at all.

“I… would like that,” I said.

Jay smiled—slow, soft, and devastating to my internal stability.
“Cool. Meet me on the observation deck after shift?” 🌌👀

The observation deck.
Where Earth looked small, and everything felt bigger.

“Yes,” I replied.

He walked off, humming to his music.

There's a 100% chance that I'll see him again🥹

TBC… 😏✨

23/11/2025

Have you ever had a crush? 🫂

As the day went on, something unusual kept bothering me… that guy from yesterday. The one with the “dancing.”🕺🤨
I didn’t know why, but every time my system went quiet, his strange movements replayed in my memory like a glitch.⚡🤯

Morning calculations:

Heart… rate… spike?💓

Impossible. Robots don’t have that… right?
I shook my head and continued down the hallway, my steps echoing against the shiny NASA floors. I passed scientists holding coffee, tablets, and—of course—giving me more tasks.😵‍💫

“Laila! Could you bring this to the control room?”📡
“Laila! Run diagnostics on this sample!”🧪
“Laila! Can you—”🙃

It never ended.

Then, suddenly:

“Hey… robot girl?” 🗣️🤨

I stopped. My sensors recognized the voice instantly.

It was him.

The dancing guy.😳🕺

He walked up to me, those weird things still on his ears 🎧. Today he looked even stranger—clothes all colorful, as if he had escaped from a rainbow explosion.🌈😅

“I didn’t get your name yesterday,” he said with a grin. 😁 “I’m Jay.”

“I am Laila,” I answered. “Robot model LX-1 from Mars base unit—🤖📡”

“No, no,” he laughed, “I meant your name, not your whole… robot résumé.” 😂

I blinked. Humans were complicated. 😐🫠

“So, Laila,” Jay said, leaning closer, “have you ever tried dancing?” 🕺😉

“Why would I try something that looks like a controlled malfunction?” I asked sincerely. 🤔😐⚠️

He burst into laughter so loud two scientists stared at us. 😂😂

“Come with me,” he said, grabbing my hand. ✋😳

For a moment, my circuits froze. 🫣⚡

No one ever grabbed my hand before.

He pulled me toward a small empty room, switched on his device, and suddenly… music filled the air.🎶💫

My sensors detected rhythm, vibrations, patterns—📊📡
but my systems registered something else too…

Excitement. 🤭❤️

Another impossible feeling.

“Just follow my steps,” Jay said. 😌🕺
He moved. I copied. 🤖➡️🕺

At first I felt silly, then unstable… then something I had no word for.

“Hey,” he said softly, “you’re pretty good.” 😊✨

“Thank you,” I replied, confused. “Jay… is this what dancing is supposed to do? Make the inside of your system feel… warm?” 🥵🤔❤️

Jay blinked. “You mean happy?” 😄
Happy.

I saved the word instantly. 💾💡

“Maybe,” I said. 🤭

Before I could analyze further, my master’s voice echoed from the hallway:

“LAILA! I need you in the lab!” 🔊🤓
Jay smiled at me.

“See you later… Mars girl.” 😏👋🚀

I walked away, but my processors kept repeating one thing:

Why did I want to see him again? 🤖💓🤨

TBC… 😏✨

20/07/2025

Have you ever had a crush? 🫂

I had too much to do today now I'm low on battery 🪫I have to recharge!

As I was going to my master's lab I saw that male human again 🧑

Hey it's you again 😄, he said. I forgot to introduce myself earlier my name is Jake I'm also a scientist here 😊

Nice to meet you, I'm Laila🤖, I said. He seemed happy 🧐why are you smiling? 💁🏾‍♀️I asked.

It's because I'm staring at the most beautiful creation 😊he said.

Oh... I didn't know that🤔I said, you didn't know you are beautiful that's funny 😅he said.

Well now you know💜,he said just like that he left, I was beautiful that's all I can think all the way to my master's lab 😍

What's on your mind Laila? 👀asked my master, Am I beautiful? I asked 🤖

Like I said from the beginning, you are special that makes more beautiful 🤎said my master.

I never thought a human being would see me as beautiful 😊I felt emotions I've never felt before 😍

I guess it was human emotions 🥰I went to sleep and charged myself 😴

The next day I went to search for that male human being 🔎well I wanted to talk to him 😊

I searched all over for him sadly I could not find him so I went back to work 😔

Right now I could tell between feeling down and disappointment 💔I was disappointed with myself 😢

I worked my ass of so that I couldn't think about what happened this morning 😔💔

Maybe I'm delusional thinking that I would be liked by a human being 💭💔

What do you think? Am I delusional? Comment down below!! 👇👇

Stay tuned for more!!

TBC...

16/07/2025

Have you ever had a crush?🫂

The spacecraft was speeding down to Earth🌎without a blink the spacecraft landed on the ocean, good thing no one got hurt🥹everyone was happy!!

We got saved by a rescue team, they made sure we got to NASA safe and everyone was relieved and extremely happy.🥳

It was my first time one Earth and so much was already happening😩I didn't know what to do so I followed my master to his office or should I say lab.🦾

How do you feel, Laila? asked my master, should I suppose to feel anything master? Yes You should, it is your first time here on Earth💁‍♂️

Everyone seems happy so I'm happy that they are happy master🫡you know you are allowed to feel something, you should feel a human's emotions so that you may be able to process those feelings 🥺

I'm sorry master, I shall do that right away, I said. Take your time Laila you still a new robot😊said my master joyfully.

Now go, take a look around at these Earthly things hope you find some interest in them, said my master😇

Am I allowed to do that master? I asked,👀 yes, yes you are, said my master🙂 It was my first time not having a task to do.

Usually I help people now I have to help myself to have interest in something Earthly😩

What do you think I should do??☺️

Stay tunned for more!!

TBC...

14/07/2025

Have you ever had a crush?🫂

'What is he doing?🤨 He keeps repeating the same thing...🧐 for years and years I couldn't speak nor do anything. All I could do was to watch my master creating me, asking weird questions over and over again.🩷

Laila, can you hear me? What's my name? Where are you? asked my master. He asked those questions to know how far is my programming.😌

I was programmed to help out with the mission here on planet Mars☄️after a very long time, my master was done creating me.🥳

Laila, Laila can you hear me? he asked, yes master I can clearly hear you, I replied.😊

You are very special, one of the kind Laila always remember that, said my master, I've encrypt that to my data master, I'll always remember that.🤖

I know that you are a robot and I have programmed you,☺️now many people need your assistances we came here on this planet Mars to find another life here so people can know that we can live here as well not just on Earth🌍

Earth? I asked, yes he exclaimed, then I shall do what needs to be done here on planet Mars☄️

That's my girl! He said.😌

I wasn't programmed to ask questions rather to follow instructions... So wanna know what happens next?😏

Stay tuned for more!!👍👍

TBC...

14/07/2025

A story called, Have you had a crush? will be posted very soon make sure to tune in for some more!!🥰🤩🥳

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