Mbasitwa
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31/12/2025
Some bottles destroy families… others just chill in the fridge waiting to be loved. 😂🍺”
A drunkard woke up one morning, head pounding like a church drum after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.
He staggered outside, saw the crate of beer bottles staring at him like guilty suspects, and decided justice must be served.
He grabbed the first empty bottle, smashed it against the wall and shouted:
👉 “You are the reason I fight with my wife!”
Second bottle: SMASH!
👉 “You are the reason I don’t love my children!”
Third bottle: SMASH!
👉 “You are the reason I don’t have a decent job!”
Then he picked the fourth bottle… sealed, cold, and sweating like it knew it was innocent. He paused, squinted at it, and said:
👉 “You stand aside… I know you were not involved.” 🍺😂
Ladies and gentlemen, that’s how you know alcohol is a toxic relationship: the empty ones ruin your life, but the full ones? It still looks like a hope and a fresh start.
✍️ Mbasitwa 🥷
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